i would give you some violets

Motherfucker doesn’t need to be Force sensitive to know that there’s Skywalker fuckery afoot when R2-D2 shows up. This is the gentle knock on the door before the Skywalker Drama Van unloads like a clowncar.

Bold of you to claim there’s anything gentle about R2-D2

Those beeps are actually him calling Obi Wan a motherfucker

That look is the look of a man resigned to this fate.

not 2 be dramatic but those posts yall make that reunite poetry about a certain subject... that is what art is about

what is man but a spicy little pile of the intertextuality between everything that’s ever shaped him

like these separate pieces of art weren't meant to be companions to each other but here they are... linked together by the fact u a lil insignificant human liked them and saw the common themes between them... not 2 be dramatic but. that's love

is 28°c/84°f too hot or too cold for you?

if you think 84°f is "too cold" then you are one of those organisms that lives exclusively in deep sea sulfur vents and I don't know how you got an internet connection but it's cool that you're here

THE BATS CAN ONLY DO CALCULUS IN ONE DIRECTION

queer is a gender, sexuality, romantic orientation, political alignment, and mission statement, babey

queer is literally a slur that means weird and strange

and I most certainly am weird and strange, what else you got?

and here we see a transmed take offense at a queer person just. talking about queerness. but hey people only have a problem with ‘queer’ forcefully being applied to ppl or as an umbrella term for tge whole community :) totally :) *the

i am going to create the worst lotr fancast

serotinin administered

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

WHAT

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

they sell 20oz Pepsi at the dollar tree