galaxy brainrot

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

Out of all forms of misinformation I always appreciate the type of account that just posts things clearly lopped from context. And their followers never question it. Could there be anything disingenuous about this feed of nine second videos and partial quotes? No how could there be. It literally agrees with me

People will stare at someone who cropped out most of a tweet - one of the mediums most amenable to being screencapped in full - and take it at face value as if that's not the most "I am hiding what they actually meant" thing in the world

being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you

i don't go there but i don't mind the postcards

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with