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Elite mecha pilot from a gritty, fucked up Real Robot milieu goes up against nth-dimensional alien invaders and promptly gets their ass kicked until discovering quite by chance that shouting the names of your attacks actually makes them more effective against these things.
and they're so mad about it
made a thing.
So apparently someone found the lost episode of KTMA, K03, Star Force. It was found at a garage sale around Minneapolis and has been fully digitized. :)
you can read more about all this here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MST3K/s/WBQQPowmms
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Okay, so this post always makes me giggle
But I was thinking just now...
Literally no one in the friend group aside from Aang knows Zuko was the Blue Spirit
So do you think... they're just hanging out in the palace post canon all piled up in one of the rooms reserved for when the royal family wants to chillāand Zuko is voicing his (extremely reasonable) upset about his father for one reason or another
And Sokka just says something like, "So are you gonna just leave him to rot in jail for the rest of his life, or are you gonna give him another punishment?"
And Zuko goes quiet. Thinking. Then he says, "Maybe I should send him on a quest to capture the Blue Spirit to regain his honor"
And Aang just fucking loses it
I live in the northwest coast of Canada so we walk everywhere and do stuff outside in the rain and swim in whatever lakes and rivers we find so imagine my smug sense of Canadian superiority when I met a USAmerican Midwesterner who was horrified at the very thought
And then I went to the USAmerican Midwest
And I understood
What I mean to say is that it's very easy to delude yourself into believing you are more in tune with your environment when your environment is not actively hostile to your existence in every conceivable way
BC, Canada:
Rains frequently, but the worst is like standing under a bathroom shower. Genuinely inhospitable rainstorms are uncommon.
Along the coast, it's pretty easy in most areas to walk to at least one store, or else there's usually a bus or shuttle available. There are sidewalks and bike lanes everywhere.
It's a temperate boreal rainforest, so while there are many freshwater lakes and rivers, they're usually pretty cold. The biggest danger is typically getting caught in a strong current, and the most dangerous animals in swimming distance are on land.
Earthquakes happen almost every day, but the vast majority go unnoticed. Buildings are designed to withstand bigger seismic activity, so unless it's a 5 or higher it just kind of feels like having low blood sugar for a second. There are no tornados
Rural Illinois, USA:
One minute it's sunny, then ten minutes later that distant smudge on the horizon has swallowed the entire sky in black clouds and the water is coming down like waterfall and you literally CANNOT SEE. Then there's a crash like cymbals and you need to get indoors because the thunder and lightening are on TOP of you
No sidewalks until you are in the smack dab center of town, which is a three hour walk or twenty minute drive from wherever you are.
There aren't many natural bodies of water other than small ponds and creeks, and because the environment is so much warmer, those are filled with snapping turtles that can grow bigger than a nine year old child and water snakes that are incredibly venomous. These are paired with leeches and mosquitos for that sweet umami flavor.
Sometimes Jupiter, Lord of the Heavens decides to jam his finger into the side of your house just to fuck with your whole shit and throws your truck a thousand yards into the nearest church
so we all agree that lord of the rings is a musical
you. you get it

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āIt's not fair.ā The little ghost kicks impotently at the chalk lines around her feet. āI ain't done nothing.ā
I nod, setting down my chalk and spellbook. āIt does sound like there might have been a bit of a misunderstanding.ā
āShe took against me, that's what happened,ā the dead girl says with a scowl. She looks about fourteen, round faced and spotty, with whisps of brown hair peaking out from under her mob-cap. Her face and her crossed arms have a tell-tale bluish tinge to them. A cholera death.
āI been here for don't know how long and never gave any trouble. Nobody ever complained about me 'till her.ā
ā¦well, that's not strictly true.
Number 12, Barclay Street has been attracting rumours of haunting since the mid nineteenth century.
Sounds of faint singing and crying in the corridors at night. Cold spots. Doors that open and close by themselves. Animals acting strangely. Harmless, mid to low-level stuff, typical for a bored teenage poltergeist.
Still, pointing that out isn't likely to achieve much, and certainly the most recent complaints of blood running down the walls, screams in the dark and paralysing night terrors seem distinctly out of character.
The ghost toes the chalk again, more tentatively this time. It stays resolutely unbroken.
She could get out if she wanted to. I'm not one of those assholes who brings out their full arsenal of wards and sigils for a first meeting with a level 2 spectre. The summoning circle will keep her in one place for as long as I need her to talk, but it wouldn't hold for a moment if she really fought against it.
I take it as a good sign that she's still here. Pouting or not, she's clearly willing to work with me.
āNone of the others could do this,ā she says. āNone of 'em even saw me.ā She looks up. āAre you here to exise me?ā
āExorcise,ā I say instinctively, and curse myself when she flinches. āSorry, no, no! I don't exorcise people from their homes without good reason, not if they're happy where they are.ā
āI was happy. Till she started calling in all them ghost hunters.ā
Mrs Delaney had been quite persistent in her attempts to 'fix' her haunted house. Most of the people she found were charlatans, of course, but I'd still arranged an appointment as fast as I could once word reached me. It wouldn't have been long before she happened upon somebody with Talent, and unfortunately not everybody in this field knows how to behave like a professional.
āI think we might be able to help each other,ā I say, careful to keep my voice calm and level.
āDon't see how. Not unless you can exorcise Her.ā
āNot quite what I had in mind.ā I pull out my phone and scroll through my photos. āYou say that you're not the cause of the most recent incidents of paranormal activity?ā
A pause. The ghost gnaws on her lip. I wait, patiently, keeping my body language open and nonthreatening. āI⦠I knocked her coffee cup over,ā she admits at last. āShe was being mean and talking on her telephone, saying I done all these things when I never did! So I decided to show her what I could do if I wanted.ā
āHmm.ā The ghost eyes me nervously, as if expecting me to pull out a book, bell and candle and banish her on the spot.
āI only tipped it,ā she adds. āI didn't break it or nothing!ā
āYou shouldn't have touched it at all,ā I say sternly. āBut⦠I can appreciate that you were frustrated, so let's say no more about it.ā
The ghost looks relieved.
āMy point is,ā I continue, āif you weren't the one making blood rain from the ceiling or tormenting people in their sleep, then what was? There's no other ghosts on the property.ā I find the picture I was looking for. āYou can get anywhere around the house, right? Including behind the furniture and in the backs of cupboards?ā
āYes'm.ā
I hold the phone up so that she can see the picture on the screen. āI'm going to let you go free in a moment, and I need you to see if you can find anything that looks like this.ā
The ghost wrinkles her forehead. āWhat's that when it's at home?ā
āBlack mould,ā I say, reaching out a foot to break the binding circle. āAnd I'm pretty sure it's the cause of this haunting.ā
four trans people walk into a movie theater ā¦
Reminds me of EEAAO.
its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.
*looks at the camera* you will never guess what people are doing in the notes
Dang rip America
GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

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A comic about book bans, ppl's continued dismissiveness of asexuality, and ppl's lack of understanding around what it means to be queer, and why they should be worried about book bannings.
I'll add smth here cos I learned after posting this on IG that people still aren't entirely understanding how scary and dangerous this is. Ppl kept saying to me 'I can still buy your book in shops though' or 'Its okay, I'll order your book into my library!'
I dont give af about my book lol No one outside of Ace ppl ever read it, its yearly sales don't even cover a month of expenses for me.
The thing you should all be concerned about is that a totally benign unheard of book about someone's every day life is being banned. And those laws listed above are passing through US government right now. One of those laws would make it so that any teacher/librarian in the US could lose their job/go to prison for simply sharing 'ideology'- and I don't mean only lgbtq folk, these laws are attacking black history, civil rights history, disability rep in books. Just talking about these things will now legally be considered a 'dangerous ideology'.
And once that's set into law, the US government has backing via law to go ahead and say 'if these books aren't legally allowed in schools, then they shouldn't be allowed in shops, either.' And from there it sets up a great argument for 'The dangerous content in these books is lawfully being removed from public, shouldn't we be lawfully removing the people living out/promoting this ideology too?'
I can see why ppl don't fully understand how dangerous book bannings are, if they're not familiar with the history of fascism. If you're interested, there are plenty of graphic novels that share this history via first hand accounts- Maus, Persepolis, Banned Book Club.
But guess what? You're on limited time to get these via libraries...cos all three of these books are on banned lists too, and they got nothing to do with lgbtq rep, and everything to do with warning ppl about fascism.
And the US government knows it can get away with this, because they are passing these laws as we speak and barely anyone is doing anything about it or talking about it. I've been trying to talk about it for years and no one does anything except say to me 'don't worry, I'll buy your book!' or say its a badge of honour that I have a banned book.
So I'll emphasise once more. If you live in the USA, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR REP ABOUT THESE LAWS!
To Americans who might feel inclined to scoff at Europeans talking about the heat: I know youāve heard this before but maybe youāll listen to an American who spent many years of her life dealing with 115F / 46C summers out in the American west and now lives in France.
THIS IS WORSE. Itās so much worse.
When you hear āthereās no ACā you probably are thinking likeā¦oh thatās rough, but still Iāve dealt with those temps. My old place didnāt have AC. It canāt be that bad.
NO. The lack of AC trickles down into every facet of dealing with the heat in a way that slowly and quite literally boils you alive. Itās not just āoh my apartment is hot this sucksā, itās āthere is nowhere you can go to cool down and if you overheat there is no help availableā
For most thereās no AC anywhere. Anywhere. The coolest place available is maybe your local church, or a shopping center. Both will kick you out around 8pm, the hottest part of the day. In France and Spain in particular, the time zone is wrong (Hitlerās faultāweāre still aligned with Germany instead of the UK) and the sun doesnāt set until 10-11pm. Heat is still being actively pumped into your living spaces at 10pm.
And the temps do not meaningfully drop overnight. (Which you might expect if youāre from the American west. Southerners do understand this.) Many people live in stone walled buildings that just keep heating up. This is very literally the experience of being in a stone oven. And thereās no way to drop the temperature. You canāt escape it.
If your body temp climbs to unmanageable levels and you start experiencing heat exhaustion, you can call the hospitalā¦most of which also do not have AC. Iām not sure how theyāre treating people, I guess with ice packs? Thereās already been a handful of deaths in my city, and thatās before any kind of post-wave reporting. These are real time reported deaths.
Anyway I want you to really, really internalize the sense of panic that starts to set in when youāre in these circumstances. The animal brain really starts to go wild when thereās no options and no escape. Thatās why Europeans are posting about suffering.
(And noāleaving isnāt possible either. Many people donāt have cars, and the trains are down due to track over heating. And also donāt have AC. These conditions are frankly genuinely scary.)