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It is extremely disturbing. He canât recall the last time he lost himself in here. In his own Mind Palace, no less. How did this happen? And where is the exit sign? The one reading: 221B Baker Street.
He finds many signs on his walk through the corridors but theyâre all wrong. They are pointing at the rooms, the nooks, the cabinets, the books, the floorboards; in short, everything. But not the exit to his physical home.
Sherlock is rarely frightened. Not anymore. Not since John moved into his flat. The feeling of fear courses through his body now, though. His claustrophobia â the mania he hasnât felt in years â has made a dramatic appearance, making his skin crawl uncomfortably.
âI need to find the exit,â he mutters to himself over and over, like a mantra.
Sherlock almost weeps with relief when Mind Palace John magically appears in the hallway outside the library.
âJohn,â he whispers reverently.
âFancy meeting you here,â John quips, mirth visible in all his features.
Sherlock wants to kiss him but thatâs not allowed. John is his friend, nothing else. He is as heterosexual as Sherlock is homosexual. Not a great match, that.
When Sherlock decides to ask John for the way out, John has vanished. The space he recently occupied still radiates a warm glow.
***
Sherlock wonders how long heâs been trapped. He canât even recall why he entered in the first place. Was it to search for something, or was it to escape his own living room? He never leaves - at least unnecessarily - to his Mind Palace if John is present, but perhaps he went out on a date again. If Sherlock isn't playing the violin or performing an experiment to stave off the tedium of John's absence, he tends to walk through this place for a while. The fact that he canât remember the reason for coming here, is unsettling.
Mycroft has of course taught him everything about the comings and goings, but Sherlock canât remember if he ever mentioned how to escape his own head if he got stuck. Most likely, it didnât occur to his brother that it was an option. Mycroft has always had better control of his emotions than Sherlock. He will obviously deny this to his dying day, but inside his mind he can afford to be gracious.
âAre you still here? Iâm waiting for you, you know. Thereâs tea and biscuits.â
John has returned, but he disappears faster than Sherlock can respond.
***
At the end of the corridor is a green sign, which Sherlock supposes is the one heâs been searching for, but when he walks toward it, the sign transforms into a painting.Â
The Reichenbach Falls.
It had been a gift from⊠a client? Or was it some politician? An insignificant detail at this point, obviously.Â
The painting gives him the shills; an expression John would use. It is ominous and if he concentrates, he can hear the sound of the grand waterfall.
âJohn? Where are you?â
Why hasnât he thought of calling out for the man earlier?
Sherlock contemplates that he might be drugged. Perhaps he isnât â
âYou called,â John says calmly, suddenly standing beside him.
âI did. Thank you for coming. I⊠I canâtâŠâ
Sherlock is slightly embarrassed to admit that heâs adrift in his own head.Â
âLost, are you?â
âYes,â Sherlock whispers.
To his horror, he feels a burning sensation in his eyes.
A warm hand slides into his, and the words âcome onâ are uttered.Â
Is John holding his hand?Â
Sherlock looks down and sees that they are indeed holding hands. However, this is Mind Palace John, a fictional version of his friend, not the real one.
âHere we are,â John says softly.
They stand before a door which opens a crack. Scents of tea, gingernuts, leather, books, and dust invade Sherlockâs nostrils. Thereâs also the unmistakable and unique smell that belongs to the man whoâs sitting in his chair sipping tea from his RAMC mug â John. The real John. His John.
***
âYouâre back,â John says with evident relief and warmth.
Sherlock blinks and nods; his voice seems to be out of order at the moment.
âCome sit. Thereâs tea and your favourite biscuits,â John coaxes.
Sherlock stands from the sofa and walks over to his chair.
âDid you finish cataloguing?â John asks.
The look on his face is different somehow. More open, fond, and⊠something else Sherlock is unable to deduce.
Tea first, then âÂ
âYou donât remember, do you?â
Johnâs voice is sad all of a sudden.
âWhat?â
âWhy you retreated to your Mind Palace,â John explains.
His voice is still âÂ
âOh!â
Images of John cupping his face, kissing him softly on the lips, telling Sherlock that he⊠loves him.
âOh,â he repeats.
âRight,â John sighs, âthat didnât go according to plan, I see.â
âJohn.â
His words elude him, and John seems unable to decipher what Sherlock is trying to convey.Â
Action, Holmes.
He steps closer to Johnâs chair, pries the mug out of his hands, and curls up in Johnâs lap, mirroring the army doctorâs ministrations from earlier.
âI love you too,â Sherlock whispers after glorious minutes of kissing.
âThank God! I thought Iâd scared you away,â John exclaims, so relieved it nearly breaks Sherlockâs heart.
âNever!â Sherlock says emphatically.
âWhat took you so long, then?â
âI couldnât find the correct sign, but then I called out for you. The other you, and he led me back.â
âClever guy that one.â
âMost definitely no idiot.â
âHigh praise, love.â
Sherlock hides his blushing face in the crook of Johnâs neck and wonders if he will ever get used to being called âloveâ.Â
He doesnât say it out loud, but apparently John knows him too well.
âI will repeat it until you believe it, but I will never stop,â John assures him, and that is the best answer Sherlock has ever got in his life.
Inspired by the fabulous @dragonnan's Blood and Romance (included by permission)
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Too old for this: my first half-thought as I flail and thrash my way back to consciousness. Iâm underwater, aching to breathe, but Iâll die if I do; but it isnât cold enough, Iâm not wet, where the hell I hurt all over and somethingâs wrong, itâs dark where is Sherlock
If Iâm not under water, I can breathe; I open my lips a hair and no water floods in, so I take a careful breath and itâs air. Not sweet, God no, tastes like mould and sewage, but definitely air, and shakily I suck it in.
I blink and try to focus but canât see anything. Where the hell am I, and where is Sherlock? Thereâa second complete thought, even if itâs just the ragged scraps from before stringing together into sense, thatâs got to be a good sign.
Okay. Okay. Stop, where am I. Listen.
In a silence so loud, a darkness so complete, I can hear my racing heartbeat even over my ragged pantingâbut nothing else, not close by. I canât breathe through my nose at all. I try to shift to generate some sound, get some idea at least of what kind of surface Iâm near or on. Take stock: everything hurts but I canât tell from what, I canât gather any sensory data to extrapolate anything from. (Sherlock would say, deduce. Iâm not Sherlock. Heâd know what to do to get some clarity here; Iâm just starting to panic.)
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A Thousand Words: A picture's proverbially worth a thousand words and often inspires them, though the words may be many more or many fewer, as the Muse decides. Each chapter is a one-shot, inspired (so far) by @kettykika78, @justanobsessedpan, @stephdrawsjohnlock, @bluebellofbakerstreet, @petite-madame, and now dragonnan: more to come.
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Why does nobody tell women what an absolute bitch perimenopause can be? I feel like nobody told me anything about it, save for hot flashes. I also feel that doctors don't know enough about it as well. I basically had to diagnose myself.
Like, seriously, women should be educated about their own bodies.
So if you're on the other side of 45 and suddenly everything is twice as difficult, you get more migraines, your blood pressure goes funny, you can't sleep and you feel like your entire psyche is unstable, you might be experiencing perimenopause. My gyn was like,oh, like think of it like reverse puberty, your entire body rearranges itself. I was like, Great, nobody ever told me it can be this bad. My GP didn't even ask me about my period or hormone levels or anything. He just told me I was probably depressed and sent me to a psychiatrist, who also didn't ask about my period or my hormones. If I hadn't experienced something akin to postpartum depression and therefore know what my body does when its hormones are out of whack, I would have had no idea.
Seriously, nobody tells you how much hormones fuck you up as a woman. Nobody prepares you for this.
I've been trying to talk openly about what's fucking me up right now, and I've discovered that it's a lot more common than I thought it was. I feel like every phase of life finds another way to fuck women over. Puberty: have fun with your period as it adjusts itself. Childbirth: prepare for a hormonal rollercoaster. PMS: oh, it can get BAD. Like, BAD. After birth: hormones out of whack for months, maybe longer. Perimenopause: can fuck up everything. Like literally everything. Osteoporosis is also hormonal. Post menopause: supposedly things get better, but they don't have to.
And I feel like we're left pretty alone dealing with all of it. And we know so little about it that we're left wondering why suddenly nothing works anymore. So we flail about and feel terrible about our sudden inability to cope with life, when it's in fact our bodies screwing with us. Again.
So. Let's talk about it, let's be open to each other and learn from each other. Thank you especially to anyone who shared experiences with me. It helps to feel like you're not alone.
Can I just say, to everyone who's replied and reblogged and shared stories and resources, thank you. We need this. We need each other. And more importantly, we HAVE each other. It makes me sad to read so many stories of people being left behind by their health care providers. But at least we can support each other.
A candle (đromanceđ); an offer (YES); a party (is it my birthday?) The future begins (with a dance).
It's been such a pleasure to revisit John and Sherlock in this universe, and to have you along for the journey. Thank you for reading, thank you for your comments đ
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You know, it's great fun sitting peacefully on my sofa on a quiet Sunday morning while my nervous system is convinced I'm being hunted for sport. Awesome experience. 10/10, no notes.
Summary: The tension in the kitchen is almost palpable. It's caused by two Frenchmen Mycroft has seen snooping around the neighbourhood. Things are getting serious and Sherlock is about to panic.
Rosieâs tantrum is about to reach epic proportions, and John needs to intervene. Immediately.
âItâs impossible! I will never be able to make it before he gets back!!!â
âRosamund Watson, you can, and you will.â
âI only have one more chance, Dad! Heâll be here in less than fourteen minutes.â
God, do you even know how like him you are?
John looks fondly at his daughter, but sheâs too distracted by her distress to observe it.
âAlright, sweetheart. Put that away for a second and come here.â
âThereâs no time, Dad!â
âYes, there is. Trust me.â
Rosie sighs dramatically, puts down the instrument, and approaches John tentatively.Â
âTake my hands.â
Another sigh, but the girl surrenders.
John squeezes the small hands in his own and smiles down at the tense and slightly anxious girl in front of him.
âInhale as deep as you can. Hold until I say so, then exhale.â
âIs this a doctor procedure?â
Her smile causes her body to visibly relax, and the tension in the room eases.
âGo on, now.â
After a few minutes, John is satisfied, and releases his grip.
âTry again,â he says softly and places a kiss on her forehead.
***
Sherlock is dead tired and just longs to get home to his two Watsons. Heâs been in Paris for nearly a fortnight; hired by one of Mycroftâs associates to solve the theft of the crown jewels in the Louvre. The case had been excellent, apart from one significant thing: John didnât have the opportunity to come with him.
Another thing that had irked him, was the timing regarding Rosie. A week before his departure, he had started to teach her La Vie en Rose. Tomorrow, she was supposed to perform it at school, which he knew she wasnât capable of now, due to his long absence. Instead, she had to play one of the easier pieces she already knew by heart.
He feels like heâs failing her, even though John has assured him heâs doing nothing of the sort.
âItâs the Work, Sherlock. And youâre not the first parent who must travel and be away from â â
âBut Iâm not her parent, am I?â
âPerhaps not officially. Yet. But to her you are. And to me.â
***
His timing could not have been better, John thinks. Rosie has played through the piece nearly flawlessly two times already, and when sheâs stretched and had a swig of water, itâs time for the last rehearsal of the day.
âReady?â he whispers conspiratorially.
âThree is a charm, Nana says,â she replies.
âThatâs my girl.â
Rosie lifts her bow and starts playing La Vie en Rose the second the front door closes behind Sherlock. John strains to hear if heâs ascending, but he also needs to pay attention to his daughterâs playing, so he nearly misses Sherlockâs appearance.Â
âOh,â Sherlock breathes almost inaudibly as tears stream down his cheeks.
Rosie prefers to face the window just as Sherlock does when he plays, and John isnât sure she can see her Papa in the reflection of the glass surface.
John moves over to Sherlock who seemingly canât avert his eyes from the playing girl. His hand covers his mouth, which probably is agape, and John decides to slide an arm around the manâs waist in case his knees give way.
***
Rosie, his beloved girl, is playing La Vie en Rose far better than Sherlock thought she would be able to do if he had stayed home instead of running off to France. How sheâs accomplished that is a topic for another day or hour. For now, he revels in the beautiful music and how Rosie moves with it instead of standing ramrod straight like a pillar.
He feels Johnâs arm around him, but Sherlock is too absorbed in the music and the miracle that is Rosie Watson. Next month, his surname will be added, which he still canât get his head around.
When the last tone has faded away, Rosie sets her violin and bow on the table and runs toward Sherlock. He falls to his knees and opens his arms to her. John mitigates the impact to prevent Sherlock from falling onto his back, by placing steady hands on his shoulders.
âIâve missed you so much, Papa!â
âAnd I you, my heart. Your playing was extraordinary.â
âYeah? Uncle Mycroft helped me a bit, and Dad found a tutorial video online who was really helpful too.â
âAh.â
âDonât be angry with him, alright?â
âI promise. For once, his aid was⊠noble.â
John chuckles behind him, and one of his hands â the left â ruffles his curls affectionately.
***
Later, when Rosie is tucked up in bed, John tells Sherlock about their daughterâs dramatic outburst.
âOne more chance? Really, John?â
âCross my heart. She takes after you, in my opinion.â
âRude!â
âTruthful!â
âYou are insufferable!â
âIf you say so. And yetâŠâ
âYet what?â
âArenât you a genius?â
âOf course, I am.â
âWell, then?â
Sherlock sighs mock exasperated, buries his nose in Johnâs neck and whispers: âAnd yet, I am marrying you in sixteen days.â
Summary: Martha Hudson's favourite place to dine is (obviously) Chez 1895. The staff treats her like royalty and one of them reminds of her of bygone times.
Why does nobody tell women what an absolute bitch perimenopause can be? I feel like nobody told me anything about it, save for hot flashes. I also feel that doctors don't know enough about it as well. I basically had to diagnose myself.
Like, seriously, women should be educated about their own bodies.
So if you're on the other side of 45 and suddenly everything is twice as difficult, you get more migraines, your blood pressure goes funny, you can't sleep and you feel like your entire psyche is unstable, you might be experiencing perimenopause. My gyn was like,oh, like think of it like reverse puberty, your entire body rearranges itself. I was like, Great, nobody ever told me it can be this bad. My GP didn't even ask me about my period or hormone levels or anything. He just told me I was probably depressed and sent me to a psychiatrist, who also didn't ask about my period or my hormones. If I hadn't experienced something akin to postpartum depression and therefore know what my body does when its hormones are out of whack, I would have had no idea.
Seriously, nobody tells you how much hormones fuck you up as a woman. Nobody prepares you for this.
I've been trying to talk openly about what's fucking me up right now, and I've discovered that it's a lot more common than I thought it was. I feel like every phase of life finds another way to fuck women over. Puberty: have fun with your period as it adjusts itself. Childbirth: prepare for a hormonal rollercoaster. PMS: oh, it can get BAD. Like, BAD. After birth: hormones out of whack for months, maybe longer. Perimenopause: can fuck up everything. Like literally everything. Osteoporosis is also hormonal. Post menopause: supposedly things get better, but they don't have to.
And I feel like we're left pretty alone dealing with all of it. And we know so little about it that we're left wondering why suddenly nothing works anymore. So we flail about and feel terrible about our sudden inability to cope with life, when it's in fact our bodies screwing with us. Again.
So. Let's talk about it, let's be open to each other and learn from each other. Thank you especially to anyone who shared experiences with me. It helps to feel like you're not alone.
I'm coming up on this myself, and sadly one of the reasons your doctors don't know anything about this is that, along with most other women's health issues, it's had so little research. There are slow improvements, but the situation is still dire.
At 54 and having hormone-related perimenopause symptoms since my mid-40s (and still going strong--this year's primary one is crying; I have not cried as much in my whole life as I have in the last six months, over so much dumb stuff, like commercials and rabbits in the backyard and my kid mouthing off to me [she's just started having periods so we're a real pair]), my whole social media feed is women complaining/nurses and doctors talking about peri/menopause so maybe just watch one or two related reels and you'll have more info than you need.
Most of this is mind over matter. You can let it ruin yr day or week or month or (as in my case, decade), or you can just cope with it. Supplements don't help. Walking outside does. Recognising yr body is doing weird stuff you can't really control will also help. Approaching it with curiosity rather than panic or a sense of "how do I fix this?" can help you feel less like you're having a psychotic episode.
You lose a lot of hair (like half its volume) pretty quickly. Brain fog is real (wordfinding is suddenly very difficult for me). I needed daily naps for a few years. Sometimes you get worse PMS symptoms than you've had in yr whole life for a week, but then don't get a period that month. Sometimes you bleed for 17 out of 20 days, get ten days off, then bleed again for two weeks (in the year before yr periods start becoming less frequent/stop, cycles often get shorter--mine were 21 days instead of 28 or the blissful 35 day cycles I had for the first half of my life as a menstruater). Sometimes you don't have a period for 4 months and start to get cocky about it, then have to reset the clock. Hot flashes suck. Oh! I almost forgot the weirdest one: you lose a sense of where you are in space such that you bump into things you used to easily avoid (I have smashed into door knobs, chairbacks, and light switches a lot the last few years). All of this is manageable. Women pretty much ignored it/coped silently for generations and they all got through OK. We can, too.
Honestly, the two that are kneecapping my ability to cope are the insomnia and the constant anxiety. Not being able to sleep is torture, and it's making my life hell right now. And my nervous system constantly feels like I'm in active danger, also not fun. I have to fight for calm all day, basically. And coupled with the sleep issues it's not been fun.
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Why does nobody tell women what an absolute bitch perimenopause can be? I feel like nobody told me anything about it, save for hot flashes. I also feel that doctors don't know enough about it as well. I basically had to diagnose myself.
Like, seriously, women should be educated about their own bodies.
So if you're on the other side of 45 and suddenly everything is twice as difficult, you get more migraines, your blood pressure goes funny, you can't sleep and you feel like your entire psyche is unstable, you might be experiencing perimenopause. My gyn was like,oh, like think of it like reverse puberty, your entire body rearranges itself. I was like, Great, nobody ever told me it can be this bad. My GP didn't even ask me about my period or hormone levels or anything. He just told me I was probably depressed and sent me to a psychiatrist, who also didn't ask about my period or my hormones. If I hadn't experienced something akin to postpartum depression and therefore know what my body does when its hormones are out of whack, I would have had no idea.
Seriously, nobody tells you how much hormones fuck you up as a woman. Nobody prepares you for this.
I've been trying to talk openly about what's fucking me up right now, and I've discovered that it's a lot more common than I thought it was. I feel like every phase of life finds another way to fuck women over. Puberty: have fun with your period as it adjusts itself. Childbirth: prepare for a hormonal rollercoaster. PMS: oh, it can get BAD. Like, BAD. After birth: hormones out of whack for months, maybe longer. Perimenopause: can fuck up everything. Like literally everything. Osteoporosis is also hormonal. Post menopause: supposedly things get better, but they don't have to.
And I feel like we're left pretty alone dealing with all of it. And we know so little about it that we're left wondering why suddenly nothing works anymore. So we flail about and feel terrible about our sudden inability to cope with life, when it's in fact our bodies screwing with us. Again.
So. Let's talk about it, let's be open to each other and learn from each other. Thank you especially to anyone who shared experiences with me. It helps to feel like you're not alone.
I'm coming up on this myself, and sadly one of the reasons your doctors don't know anything about this is that, along with most other women's health issues, it's had so little research. There are slow improvements, but the situation is still dire.
in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didnât have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course thereâs the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)