aiya eärendil elenion ancalima!

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

Update; my fluffy 25 pound dickhead of a Maine coon mix Disapproves Strongly of the child locks on the food door. Loudly. Is now attempting to figure out how to work a child lock with his enormous crime paws.

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending