Mature. Law. Student.

when the quarantine is over we are bringing back the cult of dionysus

Bitch that is a LOOK

Is she wearing the

the chanel boots? yeah, she is

*bonks my stupid head with yours* I love you

If you are ever looking for furniture you’ve got to go to an antique store. Now when I say antique store, I don’t mean the boutique downtown that will charge you $700 for a lamp. I mean the trashy place up the street on a big lot with tables and chairs piled up for miles outside. The kind that stretches 75 miles back in a cold room with no descernable path through it. You will find the best, sturdiest, and coolest shit for amazing prices. If it’s in the middle of nowhere it’s even better because you can haggle.

Isn’t this how most people get haunted

I’m willing to take that chance if it means I get a hardwood armoire for my bedroom for $129.

Don’t think of it as being haunted, think of it as a “buy one antique, get a free ghost” deal.

you know since the cdc is now recommending we wear non-medical grade face masks, we might as well all bite the bullet and make plague masks to stuff with dried herbs that will keep out the miasma that carries the disease

Time Traveler: Wait so miasma is real? Us: No, but actually yes

there was a facebook post going around like “please think of your renaissance faire workers this summer, they will have to put up with SO MANY witcher cosplays featuring old daenerys wigs” and i lost my shit laughing for about two and a half seconds before i realized they’re right

There will be So. Many. People. singing Toss A Coin To Your Witcher

listen… I don’t even need Birds of Prey (2020) to be Good Cinema™… if I learned anything from Ghostbusters it’s that I will quite happily be obsessed with literally any depiction of adult women hanging out, supporting each other, and being Really Fucking Weird together… you don’t need to be good, BOP, just give me a found family girl gang and treat Cassandra right and my heart is yours

why must a movie be good? is it not enough to watch a bunch of women to go absolutely feral in the way only Gotham City can enable? to share a single brain cell whilst hunting the Joker for sport and protecting Cassandra Cain with their lives?

GIVE THE GIVER A PENNY @gingerhaze

thank u for this addition. this kitty is perfect and i love them

all the reviews for atomic blonde are like “its an empty aesthetic film where charlize theron just dresses up in nice clothes, kicks the shit out of dudes, and has random sex scenes with women” as if that wasn’t my dream action movie 

sliding scale of Dean Winchester to Nathan Ford how often do the writers actually acknowledge the character is a (barely) functioning alcoholic

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.