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Binge read all of mtmte and the funniest part was rewind being older than slavery
Rewind predating the rise of functionists is something I read in a fic and I assumed it was a headcanon, but seeing this come up made me check the wiki and damn its canon. This motherfucker is old. Given Nova Prime is the one who instituted functionism, he's gotta be of Cyclonus and Shockwave's generation- or perhaps even Arcee and Galvatron's generation. He's "personally knew the primes" old.
Which once again raises the question of why is Kup the only one of these bots who are actually old?
I think Ravage and Rewind should have beef, on the grounds that Rewind would assume too much similarities in their experiences from them both having data storage alt-modes, while not really understanding how being a beast-former has influenced Ravage's life.
Apparently Ravage doesn't pass the Ambus test when "strictly applied". To me this reads as the result of political compromise. Unlike how you'd actually want a sapience test to be, errs on the side of ruling against sapience. Probably a series of necessary conditions (need to meet all) as opposed to sufficient (only need to meet one) conditions. But to Ravage, this just gives him a very low opinion of Dominus, something Rewind would be very defensive about. I think he'd know the history of the Ambus test, and already know of Rewind. From Ravage's perspective, Dominus just wanted to fuck a data-stick so he only fought for rights to be extended as far as his conjunx. I also think it would make sense that Ravage would credit Rewind's passion for archivist work as being internalized functionalism.
I even have a theory, that Ravage and the birds, as cold-constructed data storage bots who used to work for the senate (we know Ravage is cold constructed, I'm just guessing the birds are) were actually made after the Ambus reforms specifically so that the Senate could have a replacement disposable class. And think Rewind, which faction did a majority of beast-formers join?
Then if Ravage ever finds out the Ambus brothers are beast-formers, either in an AU or because his powers let him sniff out Minimus as one* his opinion on Dominus is going to become especially scornful. I imagine there was a lot of internal tension inside the beast-former community about people with beast alt-modes (as opposed to primary modes like Ravage) passing as standard-formers. Which is exactly what Dominus and Minimus did, using their privilege as point one percenters/loadbarers to do so totally, protecting them from anti-beast-former shapism even in the Functionist timeline! I imagine Minimus has even gotten his kibble removed. So now Ravage sees Dominus not just as a point one percenter dilettante who only cared about making sure his conjunx was seen as a person, not anyone else- but also as someone who betrayed his own people rather than use the privilege he did have.
*Ravage's power is similar enough to Soundwave's telepathy that he was able to teach him how to use it, but based on smell. I'd completely buy that he could smell being a beast-former off of Minimus. And as poor an opinion he has of passing beast-formers, he's not going to out someone.
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I think heβs innocent, Optimus π€ cuz why would Soundwave ever bring a whole elephant home. Itβs not like theyβre his favorite animals or anything π€¨ not like theyβre just so cute he couldnβt resist itβ¦. anyways, youβre parents now Optimus, congratulations πΎ
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κ·Όλ° μ¬μ¦λ μ΄λ»κ² λ°λ‘ μμ차리λκ±°μ£ μ§μ§ κ°μ‘Άλλ₯Ό μ£Όλ€μ... But how does Jazz manage to tell apart the twins when even their dad gets confused? Itβs fun just to speculate about it..
I want them to remember Rung, even if it's not directly
I'm working on a fic about Rodimus and Optimus breaking Megatron out of prison to avoid the execution, and then Megatron's new name is "Rung", because it just popped into their (Megatron is non-binary) head.

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my terrible comic for tha day
I like to think that in some continuities they just crush up antidepressants to put in everyone's energon rations as a faction wide baseline on account of the widespread PTSD
They did(n't) do this to my friend Harrowhark Nonagesimus.
@chaetocercus has been enlightened me about marsupials and Soundwave w/ his little family and I canβt help but love it a lot π¦ itβs very cute but also very cool considering how funky marsupials are! Also consider exhibit A: red kangaroo does (females) are also called blue-flyers because of their coloring! Blue mamas that are very jacked π itβs only the best for them (also, apparently drawing kangaroos is fun, they have a fun shape to them)
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EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP.. THE BADLY DRAWN PICTURE OF THREE PEOPLE IN SANS'S BASEMENT IN UNDERTALE IS OF KRIS, SUSIE, AND NOELLE. DRAWN BY SUSIE. HOLY SHIT SANS UNDERTALE BEING FROM DELTARUNE IS REALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Except in both routes Susie draws Ralsei as well! But in the Weird Route she only draws the Fun Gang and not Noelle.

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Day 131 DELTARUNE TODAY
Accurate depiction of me and my partners today. (it literally is romantic pairing plus your best friend. This is us. I am Whirl and playing Deltarune chapter 5)
The first piece of earth media Tailgate saw was Boss Baby. That's why his holomatter form is a talking baby.
Just watched Boss Baby with my partners for the purpose of riffing how the Lost Light crew would interpret it.
Tailgate believes that humans own the human equivalents of mini-bots as lower-caste jesters.