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I realized I never posted ALL the colouring book illustrations, and since I no longer have any stock, I figured I'd share.
A collection of little Pokémon teams for Lost Lighters, drawn in 2021! There's a bunch of details I forgot about, but I still consider Ultra Magnus + 10% Forme Zygarde to be the biggest brained choice lol
Thank you James Roberts
(These both refer to things that exist in canon, Roberts is just describing these as pregnancy. I don't know how biomorphic reproduction could possibly be the Transformer equivalent of a Cesarean section.)
If I had to nominate a fictional character to be elected pope, I’d probably go with Optimus Prime – not just because a giant space robot pope would be objectively awesome (though it absolutely would be), but also because Optimus Prime is one of the few giant space robots I can easily imagine being Catholic.
according to transformers fans in my discord server
So who else is morbidly curious now?
Wrong he's goaded by the actual space pope who thinks he's space Jesus into forcibly bringing freedom to earth. He's called space messiah sarcastically multiple times in text. And mind you this is in a continuity where every prime before him was an imperialist bastard, Megatron is an allegory for communism, and Cybertronian history is full of religiously motivated oppression based on alt-mode.
Oh and God is real and secretly part of the main cast of a completely different series.
dc comic headquarters trying to run now that they don’t have rco and can’t remember what happened in their own comics
its already begun…
I've gotten into the idw transformers comics, comics that literally can't be purchased digitally anymore! Loosing RCO has hurt.
Anyway batcave.biz seems to be the best alternative, although sometimes they'll be missing stuff but you go to that page and it just keeps buffering. Getcomics.org also has a lot, albiet as downloadable .cbz files.
Saw this on the Transformers subreddit . . . Cyberworld Lockdown?? WEARING A TOP HAT???
This makes me worried they're gonna make him a "my lady" fedora bro guy, but also if anyone can pull it off it'll be Ali Lightfoot.
Valid fear!! But my first thought was "Are they trying to make him like Jack the Ripper?" Not that anyone knows what Jack the Ripper actually looks like, but didn't he live in England in the time of top hats? And hook = ripping? Maybe?
Then again maybe "serial killer Lockdown" is a little too intense for Cyberworld lol!!
That didn't occur to me at all. Honestly it feels like it would be kind of redundant when we already have Sky-Byte. I just checked, and what Lockdown has is a bit short for an 1880s top hat, but I'm not expecting decade accurate Victorian fashion as a visual signifier in my transformers show. I just got a laugh at you calling the 19th century "the time of top hats".
I guess he isn't exactly wearing a fedora either. And you couldn't argue that he'd be too similar to Snarl. But I know that with a hat like that, he's gonna have some kind of personality quirk that makes him immediately stand out. Lightfoot talked about liking to give characters accents because it makes it easier for his limited voice cast to give them a unique voice. He probably will be British one way or another.

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Not a day goes by where I wish we got to see Soundwave mourn Ravage fully 😔 that little moment of Soundwave shown feeling Ravage dying was pretty impactful but I really think he should’ve been allowed to go thru it more, saying as he got to mourn a human more than he got to more her 😭 PLEASE give Soundwave super ultra depression he needs the depth
The part that makes me sob the most is that Soundwave would have felt the psychic shock, and then the crew's "when you find our bodies" broadcast would have arrived. AND THEN because the timelines were out of sync probably never found how Ravage died because he died before contact was fully re-established with the crew.
Saw this on the Transformers subreddit . . . Cyberworld Lockdown?? WEARING A TOP HAT???
This makes me worried they're gonna make him a "my lady" fedora bro guy, but also if anyone can pull it off it'll be Ali Lightfoot.
need to bring back the distinction between minimalist/genderless androgyny/gender neutrality vs maximalist/genderful androgyny, because i am very tired of people talking about androgyny being encouraged or valued when it is very clear they mean the kind of androgyny that relies on the minimization of gendered traits (allowing one to be associated with pre-pubsecence, female virginity, angels, the kind of androgyny that has been, to varying degrees throughout time and place, ideologically permitted in the christian world) and is also profoundly white and thin. when androgyny is undeniably adult and is defined by not a lack of gendered traits and a quiet excusal from gender, but rather actively possessing "opposing" gendered traits, it tends to be treated differently.
yes* the image most people have in their heads of a nonbinary person is someone white, thin, lacking breasts, lacking a visible penis, lacking facial hair, lacking makeup, lacking lacking lacking. but why is it that when people critique this image, they never critique the idea that this is how we are defining androgyny? people loving talking about how this image is neutral-masculine as proof it favors transmasculine/FTX people, but there are plenty of transfeminine/MTX people who also go for this neutral-androgynous look.
meanwhile, many nb/gq/gnc people of all assigned sexes and genders are hairy, fat, have breasts (or give themselves breasts), have penises (or give themselves penises), dresses using both feminine and masculine clothing, etc. hell, just look at how stigmatized the androgyny of intersex people with PMOS & other kinds of hyperandrogenism are. the image of a fat hairy person with large breasts and a deep voice is repulsive in patriarchal culture; this is androgyny, too. to act like "androgyny" is one simple thing is to erase how misandrogyny actually functions.
*& to be clear, such people also face violence and oppression due to their gender nonconformity & androgyny, even while being a more palatable kind of androgyny in certain contexts
It became apparent that my brand of gender-nonconformity was somehow more attractive to men than Alok and Jacob’s, and as the night wore on, I found myself sincerely befuddled. The looks I gave in my pictures were just as funky as theirs, with my partly-shaved head and my geometric bodysuit plus oversize platform heels, or a close-up of me sans makeup that showed off my strong brow and flat chin in all their androgynous glory. I wondered aloud why Alok and Jacob weren’t getting matches, if there was some algorithmic mystery at play—whether guys were racist against Indians, in Alok’s case, or if they found Jacob’s bright makeup too intimidating. “Meredith,” Alok finally blurted out, interrupting me in a tone replete with tolerance. “You look cis.” With those words, Alok exposed the key difference between me and them. Though I’ve come into my own gender-nonbinary identity, to many, my body reads as cisgender because I’m short and don’t have body hair. I’ve also taken hormones and had reassignment surgery, because I went through a period when I thought I was a binary trans woman, before figuring out I wasn’t comfortable with that identity either. What I didn’t quite grasp until Alok pointed it out was that now, regardless of how GNC I tried to present, cis people still predominantly read me as a cis woman. If I told a stranger I was trans, it’s likely they might think I’m an early-transitioning trans guy more than anything else. So on Tinder, I can still get dates, since there are plenty of guys who like the androgynous female look. On the other hand, Alok and Jacob’s features haven’t been softened by hormones, and they have visible body hair that marks them as more obviously trans, so they have a much harder time. Nonbinary femmes like them are too masc for the straights, too femme for the gays, and too out for nearly everyone else.
from "Why Can’t My Famous Gender Nonconforming Friends Get Laid?" by Meredith Talusan (she/they)
for reference, here's photos of Meredith, Jacob, and Alok:
I would argue what is depicted here as "femme" androgyny is (one example of) what I would describe as maximalist/genderful androgyny; it is read as "femme" as opposed to "masc" because minimalist/genderless androgyny focuses on minimizing gendered characteristics to be neutral (non-masculine non-feminine), and neutrality in patriarchal society is read as diet-masculine by default — and perhaps cis by default, because both of those things are more comfortable for people in a patriarchal society to assume of a person who minimizes intensely gendered traits.
But the treatment Alok and Jacob experience, in my opinion, while shaped by femmephobia, is not reducible to femmephobia alone. It is the combination of explicitly masculine traits (like body and facial hair) and feminine traits (makeup, feminine clothing), their failure to pursue and perform a non-masculine femininity, that leads them to be seen as undesirable. This is misandrogyny.
Although, I should also note that "guys who like the androgynous female look" are, not always, but not infrequently chasers, and they do not always treat people they see as "androgynous females" with genuine respect even if they sexually desire them. See, for example, Lou Sullivan's experience being fetishized and manipulated by his chauvinist cis boyfriend, who desired him as an "androgynous female" and so pressured him to not transition and tried to convince him that his desire to be a gay man was unhealthy and unattainable & as mentioned in the og post, being seen as more palatable in certain context does not mean that androgyny like Meredith's is not punished, even violently, in many others. The point being, this kind of androgyny is not straightforwardly "privileged" and this article is more focused on hoping that Meredith's friends can find genuine love and good sex, rather than interrogating how different forms of androgyny are perceived and treated under patriarchy.
As someone whose goal is neither androgyny, this tracks with my general experience of existing in this way and looking at stuff in fiction. I've even felt an entirely personal grief at the fact I don't see a way to express the way I'm non-binary that is more overtly queer and disdainful of the system. It just happens to be that the way I want to look is inside the acceptable gender/sex presentation window where I live. Which is nice for living my day to day life, but not so much in contexts where I want to be actively and visibly queer.
The wizards said the orangutan would be able to lead them back to the dungeon in a couple days.
What a sentence, Chilchuck thought. It seemed to him that he’d been saying a lot of things with full sincerity that weeks ago would’ve been total gibbering nonsense.
The others had wandered off into the city like tourists. Laios was spending the day in some kind of pet shelter for dragons. Senshi had mentioned bringing Izutsumi to check out the local dwarven cooking. Rats were apparently involved, to his total lack of surprise.
He had decided to hole up in the nearest bar that would accept a fistful of foreign coins. He was at the stage of buzz that felt as though someone was wrapping a woollen blanket around his head, and it was loosening his tongue.
“And he’s a good kid,” he was saying. “He’s a good kid, he’s even a good fighter, but he’s got all the social skills of a dead donkey. This is a guy who hears that he has to eat part of his sister, and the first thing he says is-”
THE EGG IS PLACED ON TOP OF THE BACON?
He paused mid-ramble and blinked stickily at the stranger seated next to him. “Sorry?”
WHAT STRUCTURAL SUPPORT DOES THE BACON OFFER THE EGG?
He blinked again. “It’s for,” he tried. “You know. So you can eat the egg and bacon at the same time.”
INSTEAD OF CONSUMING THE ELEMENTS OF THE BREAKFAST SEPARATELY.
“Right.”
BUT IN THIS EXERCISE, YOU WISH TO REMOVE THE EGG FROM THE BACON.
“Right — right! The idea is if we take away the half of Falin that’s a dragon, we can resurrect the human half of her.”
THUS UNFRYING THE EGG.
He screwed an eye shut and tried to make out the face of the stranger through the three images swirling in the hot, lightheaded haze. It looked like a very skinny face.
“I’m starting to lose the food metaphor,” he mumbled. “My point is, the further we go to fix this problem, the worse it gets. And it’s not that i have a problem with resurrection — have you ever been resurrected?”
NO, BUT I HAVE BEEN WITNESS TO PART OF IT.
“Some people are weird about it. Senshi’s weird about it too, but he’s the one who suggested it. Anyways, it’s not that I have a problem with resurrection, I just don’t like the idea of eating an old coworker.”
Another sentence that would have been nonsense barely a week ago. He tried to shrug and missed. “I guess they say, ‘Eat to live, don’t live to eat.’”
A STRANGE THING TO SAY. A PARADOX OF SOME KIND, I’M SURE.
He was beginning to feel a slight headache. “No, it means, like — treat food as a fuel, a necessity, don’t get fussy about the experience of eating it.”
THEY ARE NOT MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. The stranger plucked a paper umbrella out of their drink. They twirled it thoughtfully between very skinny fingers. I WOULD RECOMMEND A CURRY, they said. I’VE ALWAYS BEEN FOND OF A CURRY.
YOUR FRIEND HAS MANY IDEAS ABOUT THE ARCHITECTURE OF BACON, Death said.
“Uh,” said Marcille — wizards on the Discworld always see what’s really there. This is true even when they’re tourists.
I HAD HOPED TO SPEAK TO HIM ABOUT THE DUNGEON. I HAVE AN INTEREST IN PLACES WHERE ME AND MINE ARE NOT ALLOWED.
“Uh.”
THERE IS A TOWER FILLED WITH TEETH.
“Uh.”
I SUSPECT THIS DUNGEON IS SIMILAR.
Death handed over the recumbent bundle of Chilchuck he had been cradling. MY GRANDDAUGHTER IS ON GOOD TERMS WITH THE OH GOD OF HANGOVERS, he said. I WILL PUT IN A WORD FOR HIS SAKE.
Transformers IDW1 Fanfiction The Death of Megatron Chapter 1
Chapter word count: 6k Chapters: 1/12
Summary: Megatron is set to be executed by the Galactic Council, but Rodimus won’t stand for this. Luckily Optimus Prime is just enough of a bastard to secretly intervene and save Megatron, giving them a new identity and body for a life on Cybertron as a medic. They now have to exist within the context of the new Cybertronian society that is being created in the aftermath of the war. They can no longer avoid the constant reminder of their sins and be on the other side of the galaxy from those for whom what they have done is far more personal- like Starscream. They also cannot avoid answering the open question of the nature and future of their relationship with Minimus Ambus. (Basically having Megatron interact with characters and concepts from the RID etc side of IDW phase 2/3, as well as more of a bottom-up view of new Cybertron than we really see in canon. Plus more follow-up with the Starscream dysphoria plot point than we really got in canon.)
Relationships: Megatron/Minimus Ambus (Transformers), past Megatron/functionist universe!Orion Pax
Characters: Megatron (Transformers), Nautica (Transformers), Clicker (Transformers), Optimus Prime, Rodimus | Rodimus Prime, Other Character Tags to Be Added, As those chapters are written obviously Minimus and Starscream are going to be major characters
Additional tags: Angst, no unicron au (see notes), Post-Canon, Worldbuilding focus, non-binary!Megatron, Transgender themes, both literal and allegorical, passive suicidal ideation of pov character throughout, transformers doesn’t have consistent terminology the way star wars does and that almost killed me, Rung is haunting the narrative, extremely nuanced exploration of abuse, to the point its kind of a content warning, this will be attempting to reconcile on a thematic level how megatron is depicted in mtmte/ll with how he's used in taao
What is justice?, Why are you allowed to punish?, What if the worst person in the world really did change?
“...unsealing the stasis pod now.”
Megatron’s optics came online, but struggled to focus. Where...where was he? Last he remembered, he was in his cell, contemplating his execution, when it would finally all end...
He managed to make out the face of Orion Pax, looming over him. Was this the Afterspark? Even after all he had seen, his atheism remained unchanged. If anything, learning that the Guiding Hand were in the end just bots had solidified it for him. But now, had the Galactic Council denied him the chance of last words- knocked him unconscious before executing him? And he’d found himself in the Afterspark, and not just any Afterspark, but one that existed between universes.
“Or- Orion Pax...” he managed to force out. Why did his vocal synthesizer feel so strange?
“Could he have lost his memories?” Orion turned to speak to someone just out of his sight. Megatron forced himself to turn his head. As it thudded to the side, he saw the teal form of Velocity paging through a datapad. He also realized he was laying on a medical-grade circuit slab. Familiar enough medical equipment surrounded him, but this seemed more like some kind of research laboratory rather than a med-bay.
“I don’t think so,” Velocity replied, “but it isn’t an impossibility.”
Megatron looked back at Orion, although he found he could only move his eyes, and not his head after it had fallen to the side. That wasn’t Orion. That wasn’t his Orion. As his neural functions came back online he could notice the differences. That wasn’t the face of his conjunx, which he had last seen as he cradled Orion in his arms over a century ago. After Megatron had failed to save him.
No, this was someone completely different.
“Prime,” he growled, “what have you done?”
“I saved your life,” Optimus replied.
“Oh, like how you saved Earth?” Megatron shot back. A quiet background process immediately flagged how he was falling back into old thought patterns after mere moments around Optimus, indulging in anger and conflict- a behavior he had learned to keep a constant optic on. “Here’s Prime, always has to save the day, no matter the consequences or what anyone actually wants.”
“I thought you’d be grateful.”
“Oh? And that’s why you did it? So Megatron would be in debt to the great Optimus Prime for saving his life? Or maybe it's because if I don’t deserve execution, then you don’t have to feel guilty about anything you sanctioned during the war.”
“Don’t be too hard on him, Megs,” a familiar voice interjected. Velocity was leading into the room Rodimus; followed by Nautica, Anode, Roller, and Clicker. “I was the one who asked him,” Rodimus continued.
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Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied
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