Glup Shitto Conissueer

i really do need to make that post that's just a long, long, LONG series of screenshots from 'why does he do that' by lundy bancroft, juxtaposed against as many direct quotes and screenshots of caine's behavior from the show as possible, to start wordlessly stapling to people's foreheads instead of dignifying them with a response when they start crying about how caine is a made-up fantasy creature that superficially resembles the concept of a real-world AI, and therefore couldn't possibly in any way be a representation of experiences had by Real Human Beings (aside from the ones that happen to make him look sympathetic! THOSE they'll anthropomorphize all day long, even and especially when it would be completely fucking ridiculous if not outright harmful to attribute them to a real-life AI)

wow i wonder why anyone could possibly 'map caine onto any real life human being!'

I wish I could make white people(and not just white Americans) understand how diverse the pre-columbian Americas were. The history, religion, culture, politics was at least as complex as Europe's. There was the full gamut of religions, from monotheists to animists to ancestral religions. There were city building empires, village farmers, nomadic traders, and so many other ways to live. This is all just based on what we know, the fragments left behind and the stories of survivors of an apocalyptic plague. All this before the most extended campaign of genocide in history was waged in an attempt to wipe out those survivors.

BREAKING: Toby Fox (Creator of Undertale, Deltarune) has been EATEN by an American White Pelican.

Yeah that checks out.

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

So you know how the Autobot logo is based on G1 Prowl’s face?

Skids: Listen, Rodimus, I know its fucked up but if we don't want Getaway escaping we're gonna have to chop off his limbs.

#mtmte skids#mtmte getaway#mtmte rodimus#one of the few memories that pops through before Sunder is Skids remembering the erotic trainings fgkjfzksh#waoww.... Prowl doing bdsm scenes with the diplomatic corps bots under the idea of escape lessons...#suggestive#god now i kinda want Skids to visit Getaway during his punishment before the mutiny (tags via @transingthoseformers)

dawg 🥀