my fictional evil plan is that if i were cybertronian i would become a decepticon purely so i could then be redeemed into being an autobot by optimus and therefore automatically endear myself to him. like. the bar would be so low i would be soaring above it. i would be the poster child of second chances. i would be the physical embodiment of his hope for the end of the war. i would have his trust and affection simply because he would hate for me to feel alienated and tempted to go evil again. and if i DID feel justifiably alienated by the other autobots because of my evil fucked up past i would make sad eyes at him and play victim so he would pay more attention to me.
and the best part of all of this is that no one could prove shit against me because i would genuinely try my best to be a good autobot. i would simply be doing it because i want to be optimus' favorite little guy and not like. peace and kindness or whatever <3




















