Meg

Being a famous YouTuber sounds so dangerous like you know after you hit a certain audience size there’s gonna be some fucker in the comments being like “hey your nostrils are asymmetrical” or some such shit you’ve literally never thought about in your life and then every single time you look in a mirror from that point on you’re gonna be like “ah fuck lads my nostrils are asymmetrical.” I literally would not take the risk.

The other dangerous part is that Mr Beast might do a collab with you

i love the olympics. no need to get too invested in any one event or sport. i learn just enough about each to go "oooh!" when it looks like it goes good or "ooooh..." when it looks like it goes bad. i graze on them all at my leisure. it's like sports tapas.

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

people saying "write what you want to see in the world!" and that's always a good sentiment but this post isn't really about "oh no there's no content for my ship", more the feeling of "i looked up something that i thought was so obvious that surely plenty of more seasoned ao3 perverts would have thought of it already, but apparently i'm the weird one"