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Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read.
Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people.
Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!
The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.
I can’t believe that tumblr user ao3commentoftheday is telling KIDS to go out knocking on doors asking for the devil! /s
but only *after* they piss on the poor! /s
When making a story about one of these Urban-Fantasy-Style "this World looks exactly like ours on the surface but there is a Secret Hidden Fantasy World", sometimes the goal of the concept is to help the audience imagine the whimsy of the setting in their real world… Giving them not just the fantasy that fairies or dragons can exist, but letting them indulge in the fantasy that fairies and dragons can exist right under their noses, in their apartment complex, in the grocery store, in the communal garden they pass by on the way to work...
Sometimes the goal is to use these Fantasy Elements as metaphors that reflect and critique the real-life problems in our real-life world. Yeah, Dragons secretly exist, but these Dragons are also clearly a metaphor to predatory capitalist business practices or something, and that's Bad. It also allows you to think of this world as your own, as a way of making you think of the parallels between that world's supernatural troubles and your mundane ones. But I think a lot of stories end up as a mixture of the two, a balance between the dream that allows you to roleplay that maybe Magic is real, even as an adult, and being a thoughtful fantastical metaphorical frame for real-life problems at the same time. Maybe the Dragons are Capitalism, but at least them being Dragons is still Objectively Cool and maybe it's kinda funny to imagine you are secretly working for one of them too, or imagine how the fairies secretly protect you from their machinations.
'Good Omens' has always been in that third category, right from the original book. Heaven and Hell are metaphors for real-life harmful power-structures, in the book it's the Cold War Era Global Superpowers, the show alternates between that original concept and them being a metaphor to gigantic mega-corporations. It is Bad that they exist and meddle (or try to meddle) in Human affairs in the name of their mutual beef with each other. They are clearly, explicitly harmful to humanity as a whole because they are a stand-in for real-life things that are harmful to humanity as a whole.
But… it's also fun to imagine that Angels and Demons could be walking among us in our world, and 'Good Omens' clearly knew it. Like, the whole premise of Crowley's initial characterization is both a satire on the concept of blaming Humanity's evil on Demonic Influence (THIS shit is not his fault! Or any other Demon for that matter! Only Humans can think up these things themselves!) and a sort of invitation for the readers, to imagine whatever silly minor annoyance kinda ruined their day is the work of this lovable Demon.
It was a running joke in the Fandom for years for a reason, it's fun to imagine that whatever stupid little annoyance happened to you was because of a cool-but-silly little Demon who's just doing his job, even if his 'job' is also Metaphorical Cosmic Imperialism. It's clearly fun, and it was written in the book to be a Fun Concept.
Same thing with Aziraphale and his Bookshop. The whole joke there is that used bookshops which are actually clearly just the owner's excuse to have extra-storage space for their book collection and they have little intention to allow you to actually buy anything and makes you wonder how they stay in business actually are actually absolutely a thing that exists in Real Life!
Why are they Like That? Where do they get their money if they clearly want to sell as few books as possible? Maybe this is all a front for a supernatural immortal bibliophile? That's also fun to imagine.
There's a lot of other little touches like that in the book. Hey, have you ever noticed that every car always seem to have a 'Best of Queen' Cassette in it even if you don't remember buying one? Yeah, the cassettes just transform into them, that's just a commonplace supernatural phenomena, everybody knows that. Yeah, obviously there's no 'Prophecy' in the world that's entirely accurate… because the one 100% accurate prophetess in the world made sure her Book of Prophecy ended up only with her family. Even the fact that the world ended up completely restored and a lot of characters ended up with only hazy memories of what happened and most of humanity decided to ignore it and go about its business as normal… Maybe Armageddon did come in August 1990 but we were saved and everyone just moved on?
Every one of these kind of stories has to deal with the balancing act between the fantasy of Magic and taking the metaphorical real-life injustices the Magic is tied to seriously and literally. Or maybe it's less of a balancing act and more of a Yin-and-Yang thing, encouraging the audience to think of the little charming bits of Magic in their everyday life, also makes them acknowledge the parts that remind them of real-world harm.
As far as balancing all of this in Good Omens goes, the book makes Crowley and Aziraphale lovable but also makes it clear that they're not necessarily our heroes, the show chooses to make them our heroes but draws a firmer line between them and the system they were both complicit in and victimized by. Both Book Omens and GO1 are about how ultimately, these horrible systems' attempts to control those weaker than them and destroy the world will inevitably fail, and maybe if we put aside our differences, we could team up and get rid of them entirely.
And in the meantime, you can just imagine Aziraphale and Crowley are chatting up on their favorite bench in St. James Park or maybe they're going to your favorite local restaurant because they had to visit your hometown for a 'business trip'.
…But it does make sense that if you're going to do a story that continues from that point, that explores how Heaven and Hell, and the oppressive systems they represent, aren't going to be so easily defeated and they are still going to keep victimizing people and endangering the world - that you're to build up to a Happy Ending where Heaven and Hell are gone, completely. And while the whole 'Humanist Revolution' that has been set up seems like the most thematically-appropriate solution, it's a solution that pretty much has to always be in the future-tense. Again, part of the fantasy is imagining that the Good Omens setting could be our world, and if Humanity is going to wake up to the machinations of Heaven and Hell, put aside our differences and unite together to rise up against them and kill God ourselves… well, that would be pretty hard to imagine this is secretly the world we live in now...
There’s still a lot of different options with different pros and cons, different ways to execute them… Could you dismantle Heaven and Hell while keeping the Angels and Demons as individual life forms that were also victimized by the system? Could you turn all the Angels and Demons Humans and still keep up the illusion that this is our world even thought 20 million new humans suddenly materialized out of nowhere? Could you just trick Heaven and Hell into trying to control a random uninhibited planet for the lols?
But either way, I feel like Good Omens 3 just kinda chose the absolutely worse option? I want to say they ditched the whole delicate balancing act in favor of just treating every Magical element of the show as 100% part of the Metaphorical Oppressive System that therefor must be dismantled… but they didn’t even do a good job of handling that concept! Because, yes, Good Omens Viewers, at the same time they enjoyed the fantasy of living in a world where a Miracle from a mostly-benevolent Angel or a barley-wicked Demon could be just around the corner, did also engage with the aspect of the world that clearly metaphorically mirrored the hardships and oppressions of our world (as well as the clear indications that the literal hardships and oppressions of our world also exist in the Good Omens world).
The Good Omens world didn’t just feel like our world when it made for a pleasant daydream, but also when Crowley and Aziraphale were fighting to escape harmful systems that seem fundamentally inescapable, when the inability to heal from the trauma it left on them was hurting their relationship, when Adam fell into environmental-anxiety-fueled despair for the first time in his young life and his friends had to pull him out of it, when Maggie struggled to keep her family business afloat after the pandemic…
This world felt like ours both in the sense we were supposed to think all of this biblically literal stuff could be secretly happening in the background of our real life and in the sense that the supernatural troubles felt relatable and applicable to the problems we faced in our world. And instead of at least offering us a coherent empowering narrative about defeating these oppressive systems (even at the price of even the Fun Silly Fantasy Element) it just seemed to tell us that our world is doomed to die.
Eventually some powerful idiot is gonna snap and get their hands on the red button while everyone else is too incompetent or selfish or invested in their personal bullshit to stop them and the little people, the Humans, will have no agency to stop it at all and everything and everyone you know and love will die. And not only that, no one never had any hopes of saving the world or truly being free, because the Most Powerful Authority Figure around is just so powerful, there is no way to actually outplay Them. AND NOT ONLY THAT, these systems of oppression have been built so inherently into the foundations of the world, that there’s nothing and no one that could or should be restored from it. The only way to build something remotely better is to start over from scratch.
And the power to build back anything at all doesn't even come from Humanity! Or our protagonists! Or our protagonists' inherent humanity! They basically have to beg the Biggest Authority Figure around to dismantle/not bring back the system and then kill themselves and just trust said Authority Figure won't just break Their promise! There isn't really any good actionable narrative about how to dismantle a system or build things better to hang on to!
And after all of that, the ‘oh, no, THAT wasn’t actually our world! This new better world is ours! Doesn’t it just make you love our world so much knowing it’s so much better than the Good Omens world?’ shtick falls flat for many because the Good Omens world already felt like our world, because it seemed identical to it on the surface and it's fantasy elements were an obvious Metaphor for the troubles plaguing our real world. The same kind of troubles that the Finale spent like ~80 minutes telling us there's no real escape from and will ultimately doom us. And now we have to keep going through all of this without even the comfort of feeling like Humanity's Eternal Gay Uncles are boozing it up somewhere in the world.
An absolutely excellent analysis. Brilliant summary of all the best parts of good omens that were lost in the finale: the whimsy and the comedy and the lightness and the fun. That was always the genre of good omens! A huge pillar of British humor is literally about finding whimsy and humor in the mundane-ness of everyday human life! Good omen suggested to us that the supernatural has been peeking through so many aspects of our lives and our history for thousands of years and we didn’t even know it! How fantastic is that?? 6000 years of whimsical-supernatural-infused history and the finale tried to erase all of it! The only reason we know of Shakespeare’s plays, and their impact on a huge portion of English literature, was solely due to the affections of an angel and a demon hundreds of years ago! If that isn’t whimsy, I don’t know what is!
Anyway. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it 6000 more times: Good omens was always intended to be a comedy, not a tragedy. This is such a comprehensive and loving analysis of everything that good omens is and everything that was taken from it in S3
truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity
WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME
get OFF
lie to me

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you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid
babygirl I don't know how to tell you this but there just isn't a way to do mass dehumanization in like, a "progressive leftist" kinda way.
you walk into the raven cycle like what the fuck kinda name is "gansey" and you walk out of th raven cycle like these characters are my close personal friends
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE
I love fanfic so so so much.
Canon: Am I joke to you?
Fanon: No, just a disappointment.
World Heritage Post
cannon: here’s the unhappy ending to the story.
Fannan: and then they lived happily ever after
even with watching a movie from like the 90s it’s insane how much everyone looks like a Normal Person compared to anything filmed today
it’s something about the aggressively obvious 2020s makeup too on everyone in every movie no matter what the time period is. it’s the 19th century they do not have highlight!!!!
look at meg march in 1994 vs 2019. they both look great! however! emma watson is wearing very obvious lipstick, mascara, concealer under eyes heavy foundation etc etc. you can see this at a glance. i literally in making this comparison had to google if this was a promotional image that she took or actually a still from the movie because her makeup just looks like normal 2019 makeup that a girl from 2019 would wear!!! (not to mention her costume. different post.) then look at trini alvarado on the other left. obviously she’s wearing tons of makeup because she’s in a movie and she has tons of lights on her all the time but it doesn’t look she is!! you can see circles under her eyes!! she doesn’t have The Shine to her face that emma watson does. she looks so much more believable as a girl from the 1860s not because she’s a perfect representation but simply because she does not Obviously Have On Modern Makeup

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hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary
you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked
and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily
as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together
there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool
furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.
whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again
and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.
lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.
Also even if you do not have the time, space or ability to do some of the the things in the OP, definitely do not clean the coils (the awful sharp flat stacks of metal) with foaming coil cleaner. That removes the beneficial black mold (us) holding the unit together. It will be completely unsatisfying to watch the foam clean out the Super Beneficial Black Mold, Mildew, Hair, Lint & Dust Combo™ (that is not only a health hazard but making the unit less efficient at cooling necessary for air conditioner function) and leave the metal shiny.
It is a lot of elbow grease and definitely not just spraying a can and waiting. Especially do not use the ones that are self rinsing via the natural condensation of water around the coils where all you have to do is let the foam settle a couple hours before turning the unit back on. These foaming cleaners are also terrible to use on the removable air intake vent covers. You definitely do not just have to spray the opposite side of all the trapped shit on the plastic mesh and let the foam push it off. Also that stuff on the cover is great for you and your air conditioner.
Trust us. We, the mold, know much more about air conditioners than the people who make aerosol cans you can pick up for like $8 at home depot. Definitely do not do this a couple times a season.
my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell
I find it very telling that Tamsyn Muir, who came up through this hellsite, wrote books where the evil emperor starts out as a basically okay leftist millennial tumblr user.
What makes the villain the villain (inasmuch as it's useful to examine TLT characters through that kind of simplistic lens) is that when the chips are down and he has to choose, his priority is punishing the wicked, not saving the people left behind.
I would invite anyone whose engagement with their cause consists of finding the 'correct' group of people to hate, to consider whether 'evil emperor' is the next career move you see yourself taking, and if it isn't, to gently suggest disembarking from the hate train.
Because no one wants their God King to be a tumblrina called John.
Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as
- sneezed wrong
- turned your neck a little too fast
- slept weird
- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual
- breathed
- failed to breathe properly
- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time
- looked too hard at something too far away
- knees
I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

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my hottest take
Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
Then how the haters loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Unholy Drink Cloaca
You'll go down in history!"
You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.
Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(