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the maltese burger but in high quality this time. happy pride month
Somehow I have never seen this before and still knew exactly where it was going.

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following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting
once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business
I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Not long ago I was invited to the Dispatch fanzine. This Robbo-Bobbo-boy was drawn for the superhero cards in the booster pack. I can't post the illustration as a stat card because the fanzine organizers asked us to only post illustrations. But trust me, he has HUUUUUGE stats :DD
He's cursed and blessed simultaneously he's suffered more than Jesus
Okay i see some people shipping He-Man and Skeletor and I just want to make sure this information is right, okay, don't jump me
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Is that not his uncle...or am I tripping..cause that's what I remember....
CAUSE....IM PRETTY SURE THEY'RE RELATED.....
It depends.
The 80s cartoon never really got too deep into Skeletor's origins, and never introduced a brother for Randor. Post-cartoon, late in the toyline, there was a minicomic about Skeletor trying to stop Randor from learning what happened to his brother Keldor, and it comes across like maybe Skeletor IS Keldor, but the story never gets around to just saying that.
As I recall, the 2002 cartoon established Skeletor was originally a man named Keldor, but never got around to revealing Keldor was Randor's brother. That was a reboot, so it's debatable whether you can use that 80s minicomic as evidence.
Years later, I think a toy pacakage bio finally connected all the dots so Skeletor is Keldor AND Keldor is Randor's brother. But that was yet another separate continuity, cherry-picking elements from the earlier stories. And the movie isn't strictly beholden to any of those stories.
So I'd say it's a 50-50 chance whether Travis Knight means to reveal Skeletor is He-Man's uncle someday, or if he thinks that's dumb and doesn't want to do it. And we don't even know if the next movie will actually happen, let alone if it'll be a true sequel or a reboot.
Most of the unresolved questions in Masters of the Universe canon are like this, so I wouldn't worry much about it. Unless you're shipping them and want to avoid a "we put Luke and Leia on our wedding cake in 1979!" predicament.

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It's been a while since I said "this person wins the internet", but today it is merited.
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(The classic XKCD comic)
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
And if I said Megamind is one of the few movies that understands Superman.
And if I said Megamind through its three subversions of Superman shows a deeper understanding that the point of Superman is that he was loved and taught to love by good, present parents, and because of that he is able to return that love to a world even if it doesn't always accept it, and he is not corrupted by his power, than many other films either subverting or playing the superman story straight.
Megamind has three Superman subversions. One is obviously Megamind himself. He was not raised loved by the world, but rather was loved by those hated by the world. Because he was still raised with love, he does care about other people, hence his character development. But because he didn't receive wider love growing up, his own is misplaced at first.
Metro Man was not loved growing up in a way that mattered. His adopted father was clearly very absent, and while we don't know much about his family, their relationship seems superficial. Because of this, his sense of duty to the world is also superficial, hence his boredom.
Hal wasn't raised with power. He gained it and was shown how to use it by a 'space dad' who only taught him power and not love. Hence, he sees it only as a grasping means to an end.
All three of these subversions, in their negative space, create the silhouette of the superhero that they are parodying. That silhouette is of a space child that came to earth and was cared for very deeply by the world, and taught love through his experience of love, and because of that holds fast to his duty to the world. Which is Superman.

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
this is what i mean
Via @bulbaderp
To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit
This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.
orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!
ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting
the red light not fucking up human night vision is also why a number of older cars had gauges that lit up red at night
i legit miss red lights in cars and appliances n stuff. red city lighting is goated

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I like to picture the Z-Team ruining Sonar’s sex jokes on purpose, just to be assholes. He’ll be complaining about how a lot of stores don’t carry his shoe size, and then he just lights up as he realizes now’s the perfect time for a dick joke. He quips, “Well you know what they say about big feet.”
And immediately there’s a chorus of jackasses sounding off.
“Clown shoes?”
“Clumsy?”
“Stupid walk?”
“Smelly?”
“Fugly.”
“Hey,” Sonar protests, “that last one was personal!”
“I mean, I can’t help it if it strikes a chord,” Flambae shrugs.