i could be: hurtful/purple/everything you like

I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

now I'm it/she

OH COME THE FUCK ON

what the FUCK is going on right now. what is going on

this post is so funny because it has over 10k notes and no context but all you have to do is look at the time stamp to know exactly what the context is

a single mom feeding her kids is scamming the government but the outlet of a megacorporation posting fake job listings with no intention of hiring for tax rewards or whatever is fine

Ive been so back from overs that were so that you couldnt fathom

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

Ringo fumbled Shelley Duvall ??????

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

This really deserves to be one of those million note posts