the top of wizard mountain

I feel for everyone who isn’t having the time of their fucking lives with The Vampire Lestat. Every week I clap and cheer for the antics of the world’s saddest buzzword-laden bisexual crash-out diva and his crew of the least healed men to ever grace the small screen. The songs are cringe delightfully camp, the wigs are a nightmare, I’m living my best life, I’m loving every second. Why the fuck would you have a blood shower in your tour bus. The onscreen mother-son incest is only like the third wildest thing happening in any given episode. It’s insane. I never want it to end

Moveable object vs moveable object

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

I forget that most people ship things because they want characters to be in a happy relationship and not because they want them to have weird sex things with atrocious psychological consequences

what day in march sylvia,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,sylvia please,,,,,,,,,,,what day in march

#I don't think miss sylvia is who we should be taking mental wellness advice from........#if I can be honest (@rubdown)

many will say "lea, you can't ignore tumblr for three months and then show up only to say repulsive things about a show that ended a long time ago" oKAY but consider this, sometimes they do a roleplay where eli sits in a tree and pretends to be a wild parakeet, and peter has to calmly but firmly coax him down and say "that's it, sweet girl. fly to me now, that's it." and then he feeds eli bits of crackers while eli majestically and smugly flutters around. why are you all unfollowing me? it's erotic and sexual birdplay EVER HEARD OF IT????

to me the thing about deification is that something fundamental is lost in the process

people can’t be immortal. so in order to be immortal you can’t be a person anymore. you have to be distilled. stripped of everything. till you come out the other side as an abstract concept.

vienna actually waits for everyone except me. they just announced it

heated rivalry is awesome because ilya's constantly like i'm a sick bitch i like freak sex but gets scared the minute he gets a little smoochie meanwhile shane is like i'm normal i'm normal and he's five seconds from reinventing free use just out of his own beautiful mind