”with our ai chatbot you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.
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”with our ai chatbot you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

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Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate
so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?
Page decorations for The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge, 1899 edition.
Jeanette Winterson, Lighthousekeeping

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY
Bashō in Ireland
by Billy Collins
I am like the Japanese poet who longed to be in Kyoto even though he was already in Kyoto.
I am not exactly like him because I am not Japanese and I have no idea what Kyoto is like.
But once, while walking around the Irish town of Ballyvaughan I caught myself longing to be in Ballyvaughan.
The sensation of being homesick for a place that is not my home while being right in the middle of it
was particularly strong when I passed the hotel bar then the fluorescent depth of a launderette,
also when I stood at the crossroads with the road signs pointing in 3 directions and the enormous buses making the turn.
It might have had something to do with the nearby limestone hills and the rain collecting on my collar,
but then again I have longed to be with a number of people while the two of us were sitting in a room
on an ordinary evening without a limestone hill in sight, thousands of miles from Kyoto
and the simple wonders of Ballyvaughan, which reminds me of another Japanese poet
who wrote how much he enjoyed not being able to see his favorite mountain because of all the fog.
october 2025 • the lake district
yeah im afab (assigned fundamentally flawed at birth)

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Falling in love and identifying birds have similar effects. Normal life is altered; every experience heightened; what was mundane begins to explode with meaning. You think birds are just birds—undifferentiated fluttering, then you find one magnified in your lens. You recognize its unique markings, lines, and color. Your heart pounds. It is a cerulean warbler. It is your new mate. I believe both things have equal power to change your life.
Debbie Blue, Consider the Birds: A Provocative Guide to Birds of the Bible
oh, okay. i see. you think rpf has nothing to do with you. you go on the internet and say heated rivalry rpf is immoral and invasive because you’re trying to tell the world that you care too much about these actors to read fic about them, but what you don’t know is that the rpf is not just a byproduct of their good chemistry, it's not just parasociality, it’s actually the only next logical step.
you’re also blithely unaware of the fact that, in 2011, hbo produced a documentary series about the washington capitals vs pittsburgh penguins stadium series, and then i think it was on livejournal, wasn't it, that sidney crosby/alexander ovechkin hockey rpf began to really circulate widely. and then sid/ovi rpf quickly showed up in the collection of several prolific fanfic writers. then it filtered down through tumblr and ao3 and then trickled on down to miss rachel reid herself, who no doubt was the first to be brave enough to send it to print
however, heated rivalry represents millions of works by countless hockey rpfers, and it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from rpf when, in fact, you’re watching a tv show that was selected for you by the same rpfers you're condemning... from a pile of "stuff"
My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."
#He's a semi immortal teenager who looks like a serene adult leave him alone (don't)#Was given baby's first leaving the forest task and it was deliver this note and then decided to go full questing#Has no basis for comparison and also thinks its funny#Legolas I love you#lotr
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“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein
on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today