take me to (cowboy) church

"I can fix him" "i can make him worse" I can pet him on the head like a dogy

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

people become so beautiful when you love them. do y'all know about this

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place he’s been is based, actually

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it