take me to (cowboy) church

if you ever draw a brown-eyed character with lighter eyes I hope the vegetables you were gonna cook for dinner go bad right before you get to use them

Prints of these are now up on my inprnt! Link in bio as always and thank you for the lovely comments 🖤

having sex with a girl is all abt learning her attack patterns. or else

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

I don't think it's impressive to have rare private books. I think it's gollumlike and sad

type of shit guys with no exquisite and exotic tomes are saying all the time btw

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?

AITA if i've been dead for a while but haven't told my best friend yet because he doesn't seem to have realized i'm a ghost and if he does i'm worried that he'll finally be able to accept it and let me go and i can't bear the thought of losing him?

AITA for killing that guy

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

Would you unseal the coffin of the legendary pervert?

you are able to cuddle me and pet me btw . it's possible

⁉️ happy pride month turns out I Saw The TV Glow is free to watch on youtube and has been for at least three months now and i did not know until just now

i need to get gender affirming surgery

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old