take me to (cowboy) church

opened the comments on a post and tumblr somehow had a half written comment already autofilled from the last time I saw that post. which was at least two years and several computers ago. what does this site's back end look like

tumblr is going to gain sentience 100 years before any fuckass genAI comes close. this site runs on mold spores.

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

WHY IS THE SUN GOING DOWN.

(answering the phone) yes? (pause) right. okay. (pause) I see. (deadpanning the camera) we have to find māui. we have to get māui to beat up the sun again we have to slow that fucker right down

5pm sunset is a fucking injustice

we have to do something about this

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

things used to be $5

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

Official Post of Massachusetts

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

The hog city has three residents. They are hogs.

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

We never have to go back

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers