take me to (cowboy) church

people are witnessing the naked face of the great beast Leviathan lately and they're just not loving the horrific visage

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

it’s good for you to look at things that make you lightheartedly say “ew” while snickering like a little kid and then carry on. i say this genuinely. it will shift your knee-jerk reaction towards things that mildly disgust you away from fear

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

i know everyone says they hate being online and i understand why and i get it and its bad and everything but (whispering like i'm at a sleepover) i actually really like being online

while we’re at it “everywhere should have a bench” everywhere should also have a bubbler ☝️

baby needs smoko <- motto of americans misunderstanding our lingo