take me to (cowboy) church

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

google drive link where you, too, can watch amc's the terror for free

people are witnessing the naked face of the great beast Leviathan lately and they're just not loving the horrific visage

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server