take me to (cowboy) church

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

I love redemption arcs but even more I love forgiveness arcs. Yeah, you did that awful thing and it was terrible. No, you can't undo it. But you can still be loved.

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

this grave keeper edible aint shit

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let’s be mutuals again in our next life

not a true star wars fan cuz i dont think we should make milk all those colors

MATURE CONTENT FILTER?

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

microdosing hell by being awake and literate