heyo

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

salad is mostly items

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

need this to go with my "expensive and difficult" trucker hat

the lion does not concern herself with papa

I think loving me is probably a lot like trying to get a feral cat to trust you

i am glad that lol has survived through trends and turmoil

i lift up a rock on the ground only to find out i have just released bug wukong 300 ant years too early

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

I’m putting in my too weak notice.