heyo

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

Why do horror game protagonists always buy the worst flashlights? A flashlight that can kill a Dracula is like 20 bucks. Why are you grabbing grandma's old flashlight with a dying bulb from 1992 and going into the woods at night?

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

red dead and beyond

bed bath redemption

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck