heyo

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

60% of ur adult life is just groceries and interior design

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

I spent 30 years as an email draft

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

Gordon Ramsey finds tile smeared with doodoo on kitchen nightmares

I love seeing people go insane over their ugly little men like, I get it. I have an ugly little man too except he’s hot and beautiful and pretty

I'm a simple girl ... I'm worried everyone hates me and thinks I'm annoying and wants me dead and I'm jealous also

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb