heyo

i crave connection but also silence and zero human interaction

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

salad is mostly items

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

need this to go with my "expensive and difficult" trucker hat

the lion does not concern herself with papa

I think loving me is probably a lot like trying to get a feral cat to trust you