i think i’d rather keep the bullet

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

#me when i see a million AUs for a fandom on ao3 #'what if they were laywers' what if the universe they were made for interested you (via queenology)

your life is too easy. you need to go to the nearest animal shelter and adopt the first tortoiseshell cat you see

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

well. that one’s on me

watching a lot of anime and highschool dramas as a kid made me really believe 'student council' would be a bigger problem in my life.