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How do you square away your interpretation of the Dark Side with Lucas saying that there is no "Light Side" and the Force is just the Force, with the Dark Side being a corruption of it?
In general, I've never accepted interviews in my critique, analysis or writing. A creator can say whatever they want in interviews, it doesn't actually matter.
Lucas' statements on the Dark Side is undermined by a very simple concept: It isn't canon. There isn't a single version of Star Wars that has ever adhered to this idea.
Return of the Jedi showed Luke rocking up wielding Force Choke. The first Force Power we see on screen is fucking mind control. And even when Disney reset the canon to get everything back to basics, Rey straight up pulls out Force Rage during her fight with Kylo. Then you have Mace Windu's special "Dark Side but Not Dark Side" lightsaber form.
Using the Dark Side in limited quantities is something every Force User does. I think the best example of this is Electric Judgment. Plo Koon used Force Lightning, but did so to effectively be a taser to stun a man who had taken a young girl hostage. There's two ways to look at this power.
An example of Legends not understanding the real Force as Lucas intended.
The Jedi using the Dark Side and giving it its own fuckspecial name to make it sound more just because it's apparently different when they do it.
And if you're not keeping up: The second one is WAY better of an explanation. Like, Electric Judgment doesn't exist. You just used Force Lightning. That's not Vapaad, Master Windu, that's Juyo. You're using the Dark Side, fucking own up to it.
And the thing about the Jedi is that their own ideas about the Force aren't free of evil. Sure, the Jedi by and large favor diplomacy, but the thing about diplomacy is that it's very easy to come to a diplomatic solution when you walk in with the deadliest weapon in the universe attached to your belt. You see this in The Phantom Menace, when the Jedi show up to negotiate on the Chancellor's behalf, the Nemoidians are terrified. They're afraid to go into the room with them.
The Jedi's philosphy is fundamentally "Speak softly and carry a big stick. You will go far."
And let's be honest here: How the hell is Lightning more evil than sticking a rod of superheated plasma in someone's body? That's like saying a taser is more evil than stabbing someone with a blowtorch.
Lucas can say whatever he wants in Interviews about the nature of the Force, but none of what actually goes into the work ever adheres to that. And what's worse, all the best Star Wars media is the stuff that throws that shit away at the first opportunity.
Sure Lucas can say the Dark Side is a perversion, unfortunately Nihilism Grandma said that's cringe and then threw a chair at him.
My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."
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That indie game no one else has played. That show from the 1980s that isn't big in the pop culture osmosis. Your deep dive into Tudor history. A liveblog of your experience learning C++. Your welding skills. Post all of it. This is your house
You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.
Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?
Three cueing. Once you learn about it, a whole lot of very frustrating online discourse with US Americans makes so much sense 😭
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I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.
Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."
Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon
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You mentioned before that Disney changed the way lightsaber crystals worked. How did they work before and why is the new one bad?
Lightsaber crystals used to work in a very simple way: The color of the crystal sets the color of the lightsaber.
In the Old Republic, Jedi used lightsabers of every hue, but by the time of the Prequel, most Jedi got most of their crystals from Ilum, where Blue and Green were the most plentiful. The reason the Sith used predominately red is because the Jedi controlled the places where lightsaber crystals were found, so they used synthetic crystals which almost always came out red.
After a while, it just became the aesthetic.
The new canon Kyber crystals are clear until it seeks a Jedi out and forms a bond with it, where it will then turn to whatever color it wants, and like a living being forms a “bond” with its owner, and the color is set based on the owner's personality.
This introduces so many problems, like when Jedi use another person's lightsaber, or in Attack of the Clones when Anakin and Obi Wan are thrown spare lightsabers. It also means that standard-issue lightsabers like the ones the Inquisitors get make even less sense than before. They work when you can manufacture red crystals, not so much when you have to "Bleed" them like the edgy emo bitch you are.
But the reason Disney made it this way is because the fandom had spent the last decade turning a simple aesthetic choice into something "meaningful." The idea of your lightsaber color saying something about your personality is something backported from the Harry Potter series because if you leave a fandom long enough they'll eventually remake the Hogwarts Houses in everything.
So Disney, because they wanted to sell you a lightsaber building experience, made them work the same way wands do in Harry Potter so when you go to Galaxy's Edge you get to build your unique lightsaber that's completely special to you and only to you.
Which is really fucking stupid given that the hilt designs were already unique in the first place.
Apparently this wasn't adequate.
It's the opposite problem of midi-chlorians. They have over-mystified the lightsaber as a concept, and it's telling that in no way does this concept actually work in-universe.
This is another one of those things that falls under the category of "This is Lucas' vision, yet it's never shown in any of the things he actually made and not reinforced at all."
There's something kinda funny about how RWBY just absolutely refuses to die despite a constant stream of adversity. The first season was objectively hot garbage but it still got a second season. The creator of the series whose passion project the whole thing was passed away in a freak accident after the second season but they just kept going without him and somehow a significant portion of the fanbase went along for it. The budget got slashed in Season 5 because of gross mismanagement but no worries! The fans stuck with it and they got it back for Season 6. Then a few seasons later the entire company that's been producing it went completely tits up and we all assumed THAT would be the end but nope!!! They got bought by Viz. RWBY has now outlived both the man who dreamt it up and the company that produced it. In an era where numerous streaming shows get axed after one or two seasons despite being critical successes with large fanbases it is completely baffling that a show that is so consistently troubled and infamously has an extremely mixed reception cannot be fucking ended despite all indications to the contrary. It truly is femslash Supernatural
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Me, fourteen and making OCs: okay she can’t be a Mary Sue! I can’t make her too cool or everyone will think she’s unbelievable and hate her :((
Me, thirty-two and making OCs: Every person I think is hot in this video game is into this OC and also she gets to be a Special Princess. I’ll commission a propaganda portrait of her as an imperial saint.
The thing about a lot of media is that sometimes it can be actually very good and u recognize that and appreciate that but it doesn't Do It for u, like it doesn't Feed u. On the flip side there is some media that is incredibly flawed but has elements that really make it just Work for u and it makes u happy and feeds ur soul.
Every now and then the stars will align, u get super lucky, and something will be well-constructed on nearly all fronts AND feed ur soul.
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Why do the lightsaber fights suck so much now?
Three reasons.
For one, in the prequels they used bamboo sticks for the fight choreography, which were lighter and easier to wield. The blades could also detach meaning it was easy to make it look like a lightsaber was going through someone. Disney switched to using heavy LED props so that the sabers would glow, which are harder to swing and don't detach without ruining the light effect.
For two, the Prequels hired Nick Gillard for stunt choreography. The man knows his stuff. Disney didn't bring him back because he would have demanded actually decent pay.
For three, 20 years of discourse about the Prequels is filled with whinging assholes and "sword experts" whining that the lightsaber fights were too flashy.

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It's amazing how people just made up Darth Vader power levels that do not exist in any canon. besides the mass-murder of non-Force users (easy, a child could do it), when it comes to Force users, in both Legend and Disney canons, Palpatine is constantly trying to replace Vader with new, stronger, mint-in-box apprentices. and the reason Vader keeps on top isn't because he's just Super Strongest Best Boy. it's because he quietly takes their abuse until their inexperience, arrogance, and/or for-the-evulz makes them screw up and he capitalizes on it. and that's interesting! that's fun! forced to rely almost exclusively on his strategic instincts, while he inwardly seethes that he can't still fight like Anakin, that's good character stuff! why would anyone want to sweep that away for the single most boring alternative?
When people call Darth Vader a "Force of Nature" I just replay that clip of him getting slammed against a forcefield by Starkiller like a ragdoll.
Apparently when Hayden Christensen returned for Ahsoka, his Lightsaber training was so ingrained in him that he immediately resumed fighting like it was the Prequels. Only to be told to slow down.
Which fucking sucks because it would've been such a cool visual of Ahsoka being unable to match her Master's sheer tenacity.
And it would've pissed off a lot of sad people by showing how much better Anakin is then Vader.
Strangely enough it actually made the duels look worse, because Hayden is flourishing and moving like a fucking ninja, and then has to come to a jarring stop to let Rosario react.
And the fact of the matter is that everyone in Prequels had months of training under a very skilled stunt coordinator, and Disney doesn't want to spend the money to do the same thing. Especially when a lot of Star Wars fans still think lightsabers being battle axes where all the weight is at the tip is "better"
That's the fundamental problem: Disney has been leaning on all the bitchy, incorrect people who said the Prequel fights were "over-choreographed" which is to say they were choreographed at all.