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#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

ok but the sight of that giant lint block does not make me want to clean out lint more. imagine how good that shit would feel to touch omg

You can just gather that shit. And then if you're only drying cottons or something you can take it camping and use it as firestarter

To clarify, the reason you have to clean the lint out is 1) it makes your clothes not dry well and 2) it fucking CATCHES FIRE

P…PANSY SPEECH BUBBLE?!??!???????????? I need to reconsider my entire artistic practice. I have so much to learn

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

sorry im a lesbian

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

BABY DRAGONS

he just really tears it apart doesnt he

equally fucked up alternate version of the orpheus and eurydice myth where i successfully bring the great love of my life back from the dead without looking back but the unresolved trauma of their death leaves me so scared of losing them a second time that i can't bear to look at them ever again

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

when the world has been violently unkind to you seeing kindness DOES leave a sour taste in your mouth because it’s like. well clearly there is love and warmth out there but for ages i was never allowed to see or experience it. so like of course any and all signs of that make you resentful and want to buck up. because not only does it not make sense to witness but it also makes you realize everything you have went through could have gone some other less painful way and someone could have stepped in and cared about you and helped you and stopped what was happening to you and saved you. and you ultimately did not deserve whatever happened. but it still happened. to you. which is unbearable to face. and process. anyway !