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You charm and vex in equal measure, @the-haiku-bot ! I am not a master of the form, but I feel sure that there is more to haiku than a 5-7-5 structure.¹ Here's my best attempt so far:

Hey I need some help.

oooh. now I don't know Homestuck but I do know Nixon and Kissinger, and the Internet tells me that what you are looking for is the mediator, peacekeeper, like the ego balancing the id and superego. The trouble with this is that to some degree I see Kissinger as managing Nixon. They were both using each other, for sure, but Nixon was more often the unstable one and Kissinger was telling him what he wanted to hear and also trying to build his own base of power to some degree, getting the NSC to agree with him on how Nixon is unstable and he is the sensible one. Kissinger wanted a level of control over foreign policy that he knew he could not have except through Nixon; he wouldn't be elected anyway, he's not the type and a Jew (ethnically), but note that he was not born in the US either.

Hey I need some help.