“I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon.”

there has to be another secret there has to be something else #somethingelse

my apologies mr mama

incredible how well lit shows used to be

In 21st century America, there was a pervasive superstition that rats could force people to do their bidding simply by grabbing ahold of their hair. It was often common courtesy to remove your hat, either as a greeting or when entering another's homes, to show them that you are not being possessed by a rat, and can be trusted to behave.

Just escaped from Hell thanks to the incredibly convenient road leading directly out! Apparently it was paved with good intentions? Thanks for those, everybody! They worked out great, just like always!

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect

Dracula is inspired in Vlad the Impaler so it counts as fanfic did you know. The Sopranos is based on Italians so it’s fanfic as well.