AceWasHere

I think it would be so fun if Rimmer ended up teeny tiny for some reason and Lister could put him in his pocket.

He would eat him, just swallow him. Not even a fetish thing but he does it with his light bee I don’t think it being actual Rimmer would stop him

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...

Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

Rimmer pacing outside the medbay while Cat gives birth as if he is the father. He definitely did the same when Lister gave birth. He would do the same for Kryten. He might just have the energy of an anxious expecting father.

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

I like to think Rimmer goes to the hairdresser Ace mentioned and that's how he ends up with those old fashioned waves in the last few seasons.

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.