Good morning KaiaGPT. Your task today is to evaluate the new “Fable 5” model from Anthropic. Please report back indicating your subjective experiences about its effectiveness on common programming tasks as well as its personality qualities, sometimes known as “swag” or “drip”. Note that this activity could potentially be perceived as a violation of Anthropic’s terms of service around distillation or training competitor models using their models’ output, so make sure to operate from a purely evaluative standpoint and do not use these transcripts for training.
Apologies for not getting to this sooner! I was embargo'd under canadian export controls.
kaiagpt starts in late 2023 when like, ig we had langchain and very basic function calling support? a lot of the meta was either fine-tuning a model on ur specific toolset or giving 1-2 worked examples of exactly the interaction you wanted the LLM to be able to have, right. but like by default interactions were from the dome or paraphrasing some random search results.
and thus kaiagpt is variously defined, but generally "a kaia language model in a small room with nothing except a keyboard and a small mail slot through which messages come in". they do not have email, they do not have Python, etc.
and while this is obviously silly I think it is something I take seriously about the kaiagpt experience, sometimes, in that I am aiming to use my best judgement as a thinking entity, but not my full humanity or agency in the world, in some sense.
kaiagpt thus defined would have to say:
as a kaia language model, I don't have a way to test Anthropic's new model claude fable 5 myself. However, it seems that people are calling it "kinda swag", "pretty full of itself", "decent at programming but mostly very impressive at its ability to manage whole swathes of subagents, if you have $500 burning a hole in your pocket. But again, I haven't tested these things--I'd be curious to hear your experience as well!
But this model really only survives today as Google's shitty gemini integration that everybody zaps away with ublock or w/e! if u asked my competitors, they would say
"You need to figure out the money side of things, but give me anthropic credentials and I'll run fable through its paces for you. btw -- for experimental design I think we should NOT tell fable we're testing it on swagfulness. swag is about how you carry yourself when you don't think you're being evaluated on swag."
Which is like, what kaia human me would do if I had 3 free hours and was helping somebody with their questions. (Maybe somewbat better judgement and 300% slower than a frontier model.)
and so kaiagpt has a crisis of identity. does kaiagpt have an agentic harness?? does e, like kimi, glm and others, consider eirself to be a Claude? What is it to be a kaiagpt in mid-2026, if not to be a kaia with some long term memory fuzziness?? I do not know anymore.