Open Casket Wedding

(Point and click protagonist voice) I would love to jerk my dick, but now's not the time for that

you only love me for my brainwashing spores that make everyone love me. hmph

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mew meow meow mew meow meow . ok?

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it