Fly, Bi and ready to Die

maybe i should go use the pot to cook

point and click protagonist when you haven’t moved the mouse in 30 seconds:

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

friendship is all about doing stuff that would get you accused of emotional cheating by alloro people who think it’s rude to ask a friend for a ride to the airport.

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

this is like when your parents tell you that they need to have a talk with you when they get home, except my parents (dan and phil) HAVENT FUCKING COME HOME

the reason we really REALLY need to underscore that everyone can perpetuate misogyny is because otherwise you get "i'm literally [QUEER IDENTITY] i can't be being misogynistic right now!" when someone is absolutely, unquestionably perpetuating extreme misogyny

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

The time will pass anyway

yall i swear to god if a bitch says her pronouns are she/her then her pronouns are she/her

my close friend from uni was a cis girl who had the audacity to wear pants and cut her hair short and like nobody at this school, a place OBSESSED with ‘respecting everyone’s gender identities,’ would call her ‘she.’ after MONTHS of this she started wearing a fucking pronoun pin to work and i dont even think that fixed it. me, im sorta androgynous; i have shaggy self-cut hair and go by a neutral name, but i always say my pronouns are she/her, and people ive worked with for months and have introduced myself in front of fifty times will STILL reflexively say ‘they’ for me. i respect the progressive circles i run in, but this IS evidence of misogyny. people’s definition of “woman” or “girl” is so narrow and high-maintenance that even the tiniest deviation from the norm gets you forcibly defeminized. but it’s a compliment, right? like who would wanna be a girl anyway?

replacing an inescapable gender binary with an equally-inescapable gender trinary is stupid 🩷

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon