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jar of mysterious piss colored liquid in the fridge...

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

Susies like its fine guys my older boyfriend can come help us! He has a car! And kris and ralsei are like no its okay

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

*defensively* not all of us were taught the wheels on the bus go round and round in school

knee throb at night sailors delight knee throb in the morning sailors warning

knee throb in the afternoon sailors really gonna do it this time

the thing about having long hair especially if you are a girl/perceived as one is people act like they will be personally offended if you cut it. INCLUDING! hair stylists who you are paying to cut it. double it if you have blonde/red/ginger/curly/etc hair. like the lack of autonomy ive been allowed to feel about my hair, even when its subtle still has me afraid to go to the stylist and ask for the haircut im paying to get.

Protip: hack that shit off with kitchen scissors before your hair appointment. Oopsies!! Better fix it!