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my vascular as fuck foot?

ok so no one wanted to see my foot veins huh. my foot veins didn't resonate with the people?

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction

"have i always had her" is such a fucking crazy thing to ask about your daughter i would've called the cops on him

"have i always had her" is such a fucking crazy thing to ask about your daughter i would've called the cops on him

my repulsive fetish for giggling and having fun

Women and women can never be friends because the sex thing just gets in the way