#myblog

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

blog like no one's following you

(unprompted and out of nowhere) Youre really a shitty dog owner, its pretty obvious that thing needs a trepanning to reduce intercranial pressure (suddenly gets up and starts walking towards the kitchen where the creature is eating)

i feel like a mouse in a mouse experiment

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

going to the corner store to get more corners

guy at an art museum standing in front of a completely innocuous and somewhat boring painting muttering “what does it mean? what does it all mean?” in an increasingly distressed tone