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doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

does anyone remember when he was crying his daughter's name while choking the life out of the evil mirror image of himself

anyone remember when he stuck his whole fist in larson's gunshot wound? i thought that was great

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Dj pjackk who stops the music mid beat drop and asks the crowd if anyone wants to go get tinis and bruschetta with him and doesn’t put the music back on until someone says yes

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY

Every time a man calls himself silly online I go outside and fire a gun toward the Planet Fitness across the road