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putting my boyfriend in time out so i can hang out with my ex's corpse

I know we compare sewing machines to horses a lot due to the general tendency to spook at nothing and break their legs, but imagine if you had to clean lint out of tiny crevices inside a horse. it could really be so much worse.

Every time I see h-g for hunter-gatherer I think of that thing people do where they write g-d. What immortal porcine have I been sleeping on these long years.

it was really sad and fucked up that john made arthur break up with oscar :/

although i mean it did get us to noeljarthur throuple so theres that

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

Well that’s between me and my flesh