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like. i wouldnt buy a piano for MY brother

sometimes i blog so badly but then a mutual likes my post and it's like summer in my mouth

I'm oging to solve the magnus protocol before the hiatus ends. i'll figure it all out. trust me

I say "my invisible tendril is bigger than it looks" and they say "it doesn't look like anything"

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

Dead horse beating me off

“jesse. i don’t know. WHAT would make you think that i would EVER sell you to one direction. really, just calm down and think about this logically, think about it. what would i possibly gain from selling you to one direction?? i don’t even know how one would get into contact with them. please, just take a moment and think—really think—about who WOULD be able to contact such a famous band. a man of high social standing, right?? a notable businessman, who—what?? this envelope of loose british pounds in my hand?? jesse, ive always had this—”