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Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

and neither of them are actually hiring

for dessert you should read all my blog posts and start a toxic one sided relationship with me that i don’t know about that eats you alive

fathers dont deserve a day

reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

Apparently a supertanker full of dog joy crashed off the coast back in the 70s and now all the groundwater here makes you feel happiness in a dog way.

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great I’m ugly too

mondays have you thinking shit like I wish I could undo all my mistakes