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my submission to the dark lord doesn't really mean anything she submits to me on tuesdays and thursdays. you have some really regressive ideas about sexual dynamics between women you need to work through. stop looking at my womb tattoo

putting my boyfriend in time out so i can hang out with my ex's corpse

I know we compare sewing machines to horses a lot due to the general tendency to spook at nothing and break their legs, but imagine if you had to clean lint out of tiny crevices inside a horse. it could really be so much worse.

Every time I see h-g for hunter-gatherer I think of that thing people do where they write g-d. What immortal porcine have I been sleeping on these long years.

it was really sad and fucked up that john made arthur break up with oscar :/

although i mean it did get us to noeljarthur throuple so theres that

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

Well that’s between me and my flesh