#myblog

blog like no one's following you

(unprompted and out of nowhere) Youre really a shitty dog owner, its pretty obvious that thing needs a trepanning to reduce intercranial pressure (suddenly gets up and starts walking towards the kitchen where the creature is eating)

i feel like a mouse in a mouse experiment

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

going to the corner store to get more corners

guy at an art museum standing in front of a completely innocuous and somewhat boring painting muttering “what does it mean? what does it all mean?” in an increasingly distressed tone

I am having a good time that will probably last for ever this time

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play