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"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

putting my boyfriend in time out so i can hang out with my ex's corpse

like. i wouldnt buy a piano for MY brother

like. i wouldnt buy a piano for MY brother

sometimes i blog so badly but then a mutual likes my post and it's like summer in my mouth

I'm oging to solve the magnus protocol before the hiatus ends. i'll figure it all out. trust me

I say "my invisible tendril is bigger than it looks" and they say "it doesn't look like anything"

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables