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remember: worst case scenario you die, and hell is real, and you go there

once the liveshow recording releases i'm giving everyone a nice healthy grace period to get it all out of their systems and then we all have to move on okay? or i'm going to have to take matters into my own hands. i can't keep living like this

lena sexually harasses gwen all day long and nobody even bats an eye

Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. Im not your uncle

Bruh come on now what sense does this make

i miss noel so much obviously but like. in the way you miss your girlfriend when she's out of town

let's dissect uncle, to find his wish gland

i'm going to mail you my home address. meet me there and bring cash. and alcohol.

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes