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the best part of getting ur driver’s license is that u can fuck your car unprotected

the world is my whale carcass

this is our pet dog and yueus she bites. get closer. go ahead. she bites

"we didn't even fuck!" the sex was implied. i'm not about to explain high art to you. put your clothes back on

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

does anyone remember when he was crying his daughter's name while choking the life out of the evil mirror image of himself

anyone remember when he stuck his whole fist in larson's gunshot wound? i thought that was great