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the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

ALCOHOLIC IN BALD DOG WORLD: I could go for some skin of the dog right now

it isn't really romantic or platonic we're just the same person

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

obviously he's not goijg to be a good guy both because fatherhood is inherently evil and because of what he did to that girl

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

i'm horny and it's yours

my vascular as fuck foot?

ok so no one wanted to see my foot veins huh. my foot veins didn't resonate with the people?