steal me the night

You take up a LITTLE writing on AO3 and the curse gets you

WAIT the funnier part is because my hand in the bag i was a fall risk so an old Philippines woman showered me and would not let me do it myself but kept saying "so cleannnn, yes very clean"

i like that the dangerous crow boy inadvertently educated many people on how common fibers like polyester are plastic-based. another W for the crow boy

the what

I forgot, somehow, how much of America is paved (and mostly empty most of the time), especially near stadiums. Thanks for doing the research!

YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU

“not every character is bisexual” well obviously. some of them are lesbian

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Let’s fucking go