hand-me-down martyrdom

Guy who got fired from his job as a fictional character so now he has to be a real person.

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

i wasn’t meant for a 9 to 5 i was meant to be a menace and a burden

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

i’m such a details person i hate vagueness so much let’s be PRECISE

i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

`#{thing} would've been good if it was good` is one of my favorite phrases of all time tbh