hand-me-down martyrdom

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

im so tired i could sleep a horse

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

i like the part of a hyperfixation where you briefly forget that you're a bad person

I feel So Cringe whenever I express interest in anything You guys can shoot me if you want idk

the nice thing about the torture chamber is that it’s the one place you can really be yourself

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

foresees your doom but doesnt say anything

wait. what if you rb this and tell prev what they remind you off??