hand-me-down martyrdom

going to scotland would fix me I know it

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

I really don't have much going on in my life, except the horrors, so when people ask me questions it feels like a test of some kind

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

he likes having his autonomy violated and his boundaries overruled it's literally good for him. he likes being given a meaningful task within pre-defined constraints that he absolutely must do Or Else. and he likes being packed up and kept in a box. send post.