mi hoy minoy hoy

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

i like to run and jump in my own home just for the hell of it. i will sprint from the kitchen to my bedroom for no reason whatsoever. is it necessary? no. will i do it anyway? absolutely

op is a cat

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines