expertly femdommed by a praying mantis i wonder what her aftercare process will be like

deadbeat group chat member

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

Do I have too many books? No. It is my shelving methods that are inadequate

Ive been playing Portal 2 for the first time and im loving this new british orb thing they introduced hes my best friend

can i hear it for odd and unusual women

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

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