"I wish I was called Lulubelle"

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

honestly the massacre was a pretty wild thing to make a doctor who serial about. imagine if the doctor abandoned ruby in the middle of 9/11 and fucked off to get kfc except with at least 2-3 times the death toll. minimum.

the massacre is an all-timer of a doctor who serial. it's a historical, but it's specifically a historical about an event that the vast majority of viewers would be unfamiliar with. william hartnell is there twice but you'd never notice because the entire thing is missing. it has probably one of the greatest confrontations and speeches by both the doctor and his companion in doctor who history. the historical event in question is one of the bloodiest, most violent, most genuinely sickening in french history, and to be honest just history in general. steven suffers more in this one than he usually does, which is really saying something. the doctor just fucking abandons him in one of the most violent periods in french history. dodo is also there

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we need more non white writers in doctor who because realistically if the master regenerated into what humans perceive as an indian british man his instinct would not be to join the nazis, it would be to troll the hell out of everyone. the master would be like "ugh. unit is always racially profiling me" and the doctor would be like "you literally tried to set london on fire" and the master would be like "wow, doctor, racist much? just assuming i'm a criminal because i'm a brown man?" and the doctor would be like "three hundred years ago you tried to blow up the taj mahal" and the master would be like "what can i say? it was in the way"

crucially, where the doctor is more or less indifferent to human bigotry and identity (and would just be confused if subjected to misogyny), the master is really invested in human bigotry and identity and, more to the point, finds them hilarious. john simm's master would complain about reverse racism, michelle gomez's master would be catty and misogynistic to clara and then be like i can't be sexist, i'm literally a woman, i could not more clearly be wearing high heels, and sacha dhawan's master would commiserate with yaz about racism whilst telling her to her face that she is lesser than him for being human

my winning strategy for fixing doctor who is "we should make the master a reverse racist"

"We need more non-white writers" is very racist, plus the Master is evil, he is not good. Whole planets and whole civilizations have been destroyed by the Master. The idiot who wrote the original post needs to watch Classic Doctor Who, including particularly every episode featuring the Master. Watch "The Deadly Assassin," where to prolong his life, he nearly destroys Galifrey, his home planet. Then "Logopolis," when his sad attempts at power cause whole sections of the universe, including Traken, a planetary system devoted to peace. Get over your inferiority complex.

my icon could not more clearly be timothy chalamet, who played the seventh doctor??

Genuinely funny that the last piece of Doctor Who TV media released before this hiatus is newly recovered episodes from the 60s!

thinking once again about the look on simm master's face when tennant delivers the 'get out of the way' line in the end of time part 2 and he realises the doctor's not going to shoot him. that they're on the same side again, facing off the high council. oh the fond smile on his face im gonna be sick!!!!!

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and it's one of the things i like abt fiveturlough too. bc turlough is also incurably an aristocrat and the way it crops up btwn them is so interesting to me. turlough thinks someone else should be doing the fetching and carrying but he'll just grumble and acquiesce when five expects him to bc of the complicated position five takes up in his life and bc turlough puts stock in time lords being a higher species. most companions are generally aligned with the doctor's stance of fighting for the underdog but turlough thinks they aren't a galactic rescue service (incredible thing to say on doctor who) and that the ruling class should've stayed in power on trion. turlough will say things like residentially segregated castes is a "cozy" way of doing things and the doctor will barely call him out on it most of the time bc like, that was also the doctor's upbringing and he's not as divorced from it all as he likes to think he is. and then the doctor is shocked and angry when turlough expresses something he finds truly abhorrent (trion lives should be saved before sarns*) bc he thinks they're operating from the same general values when they aren't.