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as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.
The children yearn to be Mewtwo
me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
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Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors
if i were writing doctor who i wouldn't necessarily use it to explore religion, but i would use it to make a bunch of bad religious jokes. the doctor has a catholic and protestant companion who both ask for a priest so he gets them a (catholic) priest and they both complain because the catholic thinks he kidnapped the priest and the protestant refuses to talk to papists
the doctor's companion is trying to figure out how to keep shabbat whilst in the time vortex and asks the doctor if they could perhaps talk to a rabbi so the doctor lands the tardis and comes back with rashi himself (maimonides wasn't available). "YOU KIDNAPPED RASHI???" no of course not, rashi and the doctor are old friends. he did kidnap a chap called isaac luria a few centuries ago, though
"But I found you an Orthodox leader!"
"I said I was Greek Orthodox. That is the Baal Shem Tov!"
"Wait, is Greek Orthodoxy the one where the Buddha became the son of God?"
"NO!"
the doctor picks up a roman slave who is vaguely aware of the roman imperial cults and is like finally, someone who understands religion. the slave is like where am i? and what does "religion" mean
The Doctor has had enough of the arguments and decided they’re all going to go and have it out with Jesus to find out the truth once and for all.
This in fact somehow causes more squabbling.
One unfortunately rock-based argument later the Doctor is getting nailed to a cross, wondering how long he can hold the regeneration off for the tomb bit.
He imagined somehow the Master would be in charge of the crucifixion, but actually he just wove the crown of thorns like a daisy chain for his bestie, and is in the crowd in full tourist gear including hat and sunglasses, taking pictures. He just keeps mouthing “work it grrl”, and making an obscene hand gesture where the Doctor is unsure if it means the Master’s saying he’s a wanker, or if that’s what the Master intends to do with the polaroids. When he goes for the “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" line, the Master pretends to nut, and the Doctor doesn’t know if trying to give him the finger will ruin the timeline and future crucifixes or not but — regardless of nail — does so anyway.
One regeneration and boulder-rolling later, the Master, sat outside, hands the Doctor an ice lolly, and tells them this new cult of theirs still can’t stop arguing, and the Doctor would be better off going back to grooming 19 year olds into worshipping them as usual instead.
We have moved onto Stage 4 ‘oh god is this working’ story-planning method: Moving around Small Wooden Figures Representing Characters on a folding table, with Flashcards of their characteristics, links to The Themes, and motivations written underneath them. While blaring Toby Fox in my ears until my brain generates Solutions.
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For those who don't want to watch the show. The scripts are now available online!
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William Wegman (American, 1943) - Warehouse Wally (1988)
what was his plan after that
Thought this might help others who struggle when writing. I know I get in my head too much.
@headcanonsandmore thank you so much for making me aware this exists
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THE TICK THAT DREW THE MAP OF THE WEST June 28, 2026
So the longhorn was a garbage animal. Stringy, mean, half-feral, descended from Spanish cattle that had gone loose in the brush country for a couple centuries and bred for survival rather than meat. In Texas after the war it was worth maybe three or four dollars a head, because there were millions of them and nobody to eat them. The local market was Texans, and Texas was broke. Up in Chicago or New York the same animal was worth thirty, forty dollars, because the Union had spent four years eating its way through the eastern cattle supply and the cities were short on beef.
That spread is the whole engine of the cattle drive. You don't need a tick to explain why a man would walk a cow a thousand miles to multiply its value by ten. The arithmetic does it.
What the tick explains is the SHAPE.
Because the thing about the longhorn nobody in the romance mentions is that it was a carrier. Centuries in the brush had given it a shaky immune truce with Babesia bigemina, a protozoan that lived in its blood and rode around on a tick that dropped off into the grass wherever the herd went.
The longhorn itself looked fine. Walked fine, sold fine, butchered fine. But the cattle it walked past, the fat improved Midwestern stock that had never met the parasite, those animals would start pissing blood and die at a rate that touched nine in ten. The Texans, reasonably, refused to believe their healthy-looking cattle were doing it. They took it to the Supreme Court in 1877 and won, on the entirely correct observation that their cows weren't sick. The cows weren't sick. The cows were Typhoid Mary.
(The disease disappeared every winter, too, north of a certain latitude, which baffled everybody for thirty years until somebody worked out that the tick just froze to death up there, no vector, no disease, the whole thing seasonal in a way that made it look like a moral judgment on Texas cattle specifically. It wasn't anybody's leading hypothesis that an insect was committing the murders. The leading hypothesis for a while was that the longhorns were poisoning the grass.)
So now run the two facts together. The cow is worth ten times more up north. The cow kills every other cow it passes on the way up north. What do you get?
You get a line.
You get a bunch of lines, actually. Quarantine lines, drawn and redrawn by Missouri and Kansas legislatures and eventually by the federal government, declaring that Texas cattle could not cross at all, or could only cross in winter when the tick was dead, or could only cross by rail if they were going straight to slaughter and never touched dirt that a local cow might later stand on. Missouri shut its border. Farmers formed Vigilance Committees (which is a polite nineteenth-century way of saying armed men) and turned the herds back at gunpoint. Kansas banned Texas cattle outright in 1885. And every one of those legal and shotgun-enforced lines was a wall the drive had to find a gate in.
The gate was the railhead.
This is the part that rewires the map. The famous cattle town (Abilene, Dodge City, Wichita, Ellsworth, the whole gunfighter pantheon) is not a town that grew up around ranching or water or gold or a river crossing. It's a point where the trail coming up out of the quarantine zone touched a railroad that could take the cow east to the slaughterhouse without it walking through anybody's protected pasture.
Abilene gets invented basically from scratch in 1867 by a man named Joseph McCoy who looked at the map, found a spot on the Kansas Pacific that was far enough WEST that the trail in from Texas could swing around the settled farm country and its quarantine, and built stockyards there. The town is a loading dock. The cowboy at the end of the trail, in the saloon, shooting the place up: he is a longshoreman who has just finished a shift, and the shift was getting the cargo to the one point where it could legally change from hooves to wheels.
And the cargo had to keep moving west precisely because the tick kept the settled east closed. As Kansas farmers spread and the quarantine line marched west with them, the railhead had to march west too. Abilene to Ellsworth to Wichita to Dodge, each town flaring up and dying back as the line of legal infection-free transfer slid across the state. The towns weren't competing on amenities. They were competing on being the current solvent point in a chemistry problem about where a tick could and couldn't survive the trip.
(Dodge City lasts longest because it's furthest out, last to get caught by the advancing farms, sitting out where the quarantine couldn't reach it yet. Its whole mythological career (Wyatt Earp, Boot Hill, the Long Branch) is a few years long and happens because of an agricultural-settlement frontier creeping toward it at the speed of homesteading. When the farms arrive, the party's over. The party was always a function of the farms not having arrived.)
So the geography of the Wild West, which towns exist and why they're where they are and why they boom for five years and empty out and why the trail bends where it bends, is not topography and not destiny and not the romance of open range.
It's the intersection of a price differential and a quarantine map. The price differential said go north. The quarantine map, drawn by the tick, said you may only go north HERE, and HERE, and now not there anymore, here. The cow drew the route and the parasite drew the borders and the men with the guns were just enforcing a public-health regime they didn't know was a public-health regime.
And it all gets zeroed out, eventually, the same way these things always do, not by a hero but by a logistics upgrade. They build the Kansas City stockyards and the packing plants, and then the rail net gets dense enough that the cow doesn't have to walk to the train at all, the train comes to the cow. Refrigerated cars mean you slaughter in Chicago and ship the meat instead of the animal. The long drive, the trail town, the whole apparatus that existed only to get a tick-bearing animal across a quarantine line to a loading point, it just stops being necessary, and the gunfighter towns settle down into being ordinary Kansas, dry and flat and law-abiding, within about a decade of their own legend.
The cattle tick itself they finally beat in 1943, dipping every cow in the South in arsenic for forty years to break the lifecycle. Nobody made a movie about the dipping vats.
Same as it ever was.
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