helena

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

music was made to be listened to at night in a moving vehicle

Oh to be eleven years old and finding a life-changing obscure paperback in the library

The thing is, in order to have a healthy and robust fandom, a piece of media NEEDS to leave some questions unanswered. Some relations unshipped. Some plot holes unfilled. Some backstories unwritten. Some lore unexplained. You need possibilities that will keep people up at night. The beautiful thing about an empty lot in a neighborhood is what people make in it

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

sneezed so hard my cum flew out and i started crying

Gum.

also when fleetwood mac was like “can i handle the seasons of my life?”

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

can i get paid handsomely for wtiting stupid bullshit no one even cares about

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to