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Ultimate friendship goals for friends doing friendly things

Just two gals being pals

#IM GOING TO SCREAM #rose and rosie #just gals being pals #rosellendix #stop talking helena #roxeterawr

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orpheuslament

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

fishgummy

in a dream you saw a way to survive and you were full of joy

glubby

dallydewdrop

strength training my pinky finger so i can make better promises

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papayajuan2019

i often feel like a dog that's been tasked with paperwork

kiras-monkey-bum-face

thought it was just me and a friend tonight but last minute someone else has confirmed so now I need to prepare to mask

kiras-monkey-bum-face

never mind I had a great time

#teehee

thought it was just me and a friend tonight but last minute someone else has confirmed so now I need to prepare to mask

#i know id be safe not to but its complicated #i was ready to just be baseline me #its just a bit harder so might as well put the mask back up a bit #this is why i prefer plans certified in stone up to 24 hrs before #dont get me wrong! i knew there could have been a change but i think i got too comfortable #oh well. not doing anything this weekend so i can chill then #stop talking helena

lucy-vanpelts

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

frasermittens

google search how to keep the same roster of my sports team forever

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virginwithasthma

"Modern retelling" and it's a blatant misinterpretation of the original text

frankenmouse

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

#post i want to send to my mum #(she thinks im some sort of genius

every now and then I get reminded my jaw surgery results have regressed from when the braces first came off and I get so monumentally upset I don't look at my mouth for at least a month

#because why? how? how is the slide returning? was it something i did? did i not do somethign right?#it really upsets me #stop talking helena

bo0zey

i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

bo0zey

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

bo0zey

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

chernolian

via teaboot

paranormal-taters

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

paranormal-taters

awful news guys

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angelicguy

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

seaweed-station

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

mythicdove

hey. i'm outside. hey look if u could just. hey. Let me in. it's really cold out here and i see you've got a bowl of baby spinach there. I love baby spinach. Please let me in

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