helena

Sorry if I was weird it's because I'm weird

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

ohh my god but what if there is still time. what if there is still time. hey. there is still time? there is still time. have you heard. there is still time. hi. there is still time. did you know. there is still time.

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

everyone acts like your only choice is total excess or complete abstinence. what about moderation… what happened to my good old girl Moderation?

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

i am extremely off putting want to be friends