FUTURE GHOST

tmi stands for tell me immediately

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Tumblr users discussing rap music is the new Plato's Allegory of the Cave

They see the shadow of rap music cast on the wall by their conservative parents and confuse it for the real thing

I bring a sort of "body neutrality applies to everyone even if they're bad people" to the body shaming conversation that "people who want to body shame but only when they think they have a moral high ground so as to not be seen as a bad person" don't like

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste