FUTURE GHOST

most insufferable traits become tolerable and often attractive when transferred instead to a woman

this is mostly a consequence of misogyny, the forces that enable men to be sleazy scumbags by default heavily discourage that in women and so her shittiness is in active defiance of social order rather than in line with it, but critically women are just more likable

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

they forgot

shia labeouf DIE. brad pitt DIE. chris brown DIE. johnny depp DIE. cristiano ronaldo DIE. conor mcgregor DIE. die die die die die die die DIE. every single abuser DIE. if you support them DIE TWICE!

"I'm gonna kill myself" says fan of don't kill yourself band because said band played their own songs at their own show

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life