FUTURE GHOST

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

officical michigan post

And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city

We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards

obfficial michigan post

put your blorbos in a Paleolithic hunter gatherer au

there was only one cave

from separate bands, they meet while pursuing the same bloodthirsty cave bear that has begun hunting humans and ravishing camps

even better if one of them is an early modern human and the other is a Neanderthal

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

hello pervert with excellent music taste

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

the nice thing about being at rock bottom is the amount of mountain goats music you have to keep you company

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

I think leftists need to refer to the United States as a slave (nation) state more often. It has one of the highest prison populations per capita of any nation, slavery is legal as punishment for a crime, and Black people are disproportionately imprisoned and given longer sentences. The prison industrial complex is modern-day slavery

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it