FUTURE GHOST

Don't do fed behaviors

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

:|

I think 90% of conspiracy theorists would be a lot happier if they just bit the bullet and got into creative writing

it's so fun in here you can make up all the aliens and funky-shaped planets you want without also inventing new ways to be antisemitic about it

You’re assuming that the antisemitism isn’t the point.

They can still be antisemitic. Just look at jk rowling

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual