FUTURE GHOST

They're going to have me assassinated. Even though I'm boyish *puts finger to earpiece and listens* because I'm boyish

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

do you still think i'm hot with this giant hole in my chest

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

Trying to ubereats from hot hot chicken but the drivers keep cancelling as soon as they get there it’s happened like 6 times I think they’re cooking the drivers bro

(flirting) i could be your problem

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

This is just how lawyers are.