Vale of the Sun

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

I'm going to be so fr with you guys I need 22-episode shows filmed entirely in max 3 different locations that look nothing like the places they're supposed to represent. I need the cast & crew to be putting their whole pussy into incredible performances shot on a budget of a shoestring and some painted cardboard. I need the most batshit plots conceived at 4AM delivered with the unwavering sincerity of a pre-schooler. I need to have my neural pathways permanently rewired by lines spoken in a made-up language that's clearly just mangled Latin. I need filler I need camp I need Doug Jones in a funky mask I need post-production to forget to erase the ropes holding up the actors I need to be able to see the tracks in the sand from all the previous takes and I need it now

the fact that the sheep myth of turning into a cloud instead of dying was only accomplished when lily does the opposite of a sheep’s nature and chooses to remember sebastian after he died oh god i gotta sit down

Ben Wyatt the sitcom character ever. He became mayor of his town at 18 and bankrupt it making a winter sports complex. He’s terrified of cops. “Who hasn’t had gay thoughts.” He’s played by Adam Scott. He has a rollerskating kink. He writes Star Trek slashfic. He loves calzones. His knee jerk, subconscious reaction to someone calling Leslie a bitch was to punch him in the face. He buckled in his briefcase. Even he’s dancing. He named his calculator. He thought the idea of Leslie being a dictator was hot. He makes claymation. He’s like a milf. He made a board game. He’s a human disaster.

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

my that one friend that's too woke opinion is that in a similar vein to how you almost never see fat people or women without makeup on tv you never really see anyone experiencing incontinence issues unless it's a humiliating comedic moment at their expense and that's kind of scary

if you're calling a recipe a "one pot" recipe, I better not find in there that you want me to remove something from the pot and put it aside. you think I'm letting that slide on a technicality? know your audience

The Sheep Detectives is fun because it's a mystery about sheep trying to solve the murder of their beloved shepherd while also learning about the concept of death and there is a lot of heavy discussion about death and what happens to us (both humans and animals) when we die and we see examples of both of these types of death and it rips your heart out and then puts it back together in the end and also one of the sheep is voiced by Patrick Stewart and he makes funny sounds when he sticks his tongue out