certified champion of lost causes

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

the lion does not concern herself with papa

I’m the kind of person that will restart a song because i got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

there’s a lot of stuff going on in the world right now and I know we as a species has lost the plot a bit but I didn’t expect part of that would include, like, getting a second moon

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

Writer confidence is not a thing you build and then have. It's a thing you have for about eleven minutes after writing something good and then it evaporates and you have to make more. There is no reservoir. There is no saving it up. You produce it fresh each time from scratch like some kind of emotional artisan bread and if you don't write for a few days you run out and have to start the whole process over again from flour.

shout-out to the person i overheard today rushing into an antiques shop to ask, very urgently, ‘do you have any silver crosses?’. wishing you well in your fight against the creatures of darkness, friend

Doctor Who is so funny it is the only show to my knowledge that gets cancelled and everyone goes "meeeh. It will be back"

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

It was simple addition, really.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

People fail to understand that this yaoi shit is life or death

Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?