certified champion of lost causes

This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.

I will always reblog this.

“Tidy your room’ dmkzmsksmdksm

Every time I see this I feel extremely fragile about ‘loving you is the easiest thing in the world’

Babe. Are you okay?. You reblogged the “loving you is the easiest thing in the world” post twice

they're called human rights because you get them by being human. No ifs no buts. Everyone gets them. Yes even those people

#are you gay? you may be entitled to financial compensation (via @thewalrus-said)

Over in America February is black history month, but here in the UK February is queer history month. So what better time to highlight this article about the black queers we never learn about

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

The ever-splendid peacock

Unpopular opinion: Our inner child doesn't grow up, we unconsciously ground them when we get older.

Emgo316 once said: "You don't stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing."

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

i dreamt this post got 19k notes overnight and everyone i knew had disowned me for for my cat 5 Sack Slip event