certified champion of lost causes

i like to blame myself for everything just in case

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

Be kind to trans women or die by my sword

Respect trans men or die by my axe

Include nonbinary people or die by my morningstar

listen to intersex people or die by my longbow

love he/him butches and she/her femboys and neopronoun queers and all kinds of gnc folks or die by my arquebus

don’t just see multi-gender and two spirit and third gender and agender people as “gotchas” in your debates or die by my trebuchet

“Kanny where did you get all these medieval weapons” well you see I defeated the Duke of Worsestkingshireton-upon-avon in glorious battle and claimed his lands as my own and I broke into his castle armory and now I’ve got all these cool toys to use on bigots. I do this every Monday.

Literally me all the fucking time

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

UNMUTE 💯 🥺