In My Defense, I Wasn’t Lying. I Was Just Wrong.

the bisexual woman is so crucial to the atmosphere

for spreading stds

babygirl ima say this as gently as i can u need to kill yourself

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

need more stories with fuck up villainous healers. healer who becomes the villain team's resident torture expert because they can extend the pain out for as long as needed through the power of full HP restores. healer who fights terrifingly dirty and fears for nothing because she can rapidly recover her own wounds on the fly. much to consider.

GOT IN.

Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do

when crack is allowed in literally everything people get creative

*Sprays u with a can of "Serious String"* [you are gently covered by a loose, aerisolized tangle of high-tensile polymer weave]

UNMUTE!!

POV u are delicious

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

Four different people at the nursing home I worked at had this clock. It was a lot, let me tell you.

absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.

The thing about Denethor is that he not only succumbed to despair, he wanted to ensure that Faramir succumbed with him. Similarly, a lot of people now are not only succumbing to despair, they're actively proselytizing despair, trying to convince others to join them in their hopelessness. Despair is apparently lonely and they want company in their self-immolation.

btw denethor succumbed to despair bc he was doomscrolling on the palantir. Sauron tweaked his algorithm so he only saw bad news, and he fell into the trap of thinking the world couldn't be saved.