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I make things for myself. I am my own target audience. If anyone else happens to enjoy something I make, that’s just collateral damage.

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Recently the USA stated that in the UN that it will not lift sanctions against Cuba because Cuba continues to (somehow) prove itself to be an anti-democratic society that bases itself on political repression (???), and in response the Cuban UN Twitter account went HARD
Viva Cuba 🇨🇺
I love how this list talks about “voter registration” in CUBA. Keep in mind their most recent president: Miguel Diez-Canal was the only candiate on the ballot AND was chosen because he was a man who would continue the castro legacy after the fact. Here’s an article that outlines this
Oh, and the bit about jailing people with psychological issues? Are we not going to talk about the fact that Cuba incarcerated and tortured LGBT people during Castro’s regime?
Look, as a trans person currently facing actual legal discrimination I’m all for this whole “Let’s shit on the US” is a current mood for me at the current moment–But blindly glamorzing a country that has commited VERY VERY grave human rights violations trying to paint it’s self as a “innocent uwu” island country without taking into account that it’s ruled by an oppressive authoritarian government that thrives by its self serving propaganda.
But yanno, y'all can go off I guess.
Hey did you know Cuba does free HRT for all trans Cuban citizens? Or that in the 1980s Castro himself took responsibility of correcting the crimes of the revolution towards the LGBT+ community? Or that Cuba has been leading the fight against HIV/AIDS in Latin America? Or that Cuba allows MSM to donate blood? When has the United States ever?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_National_Center_for_Sex_Education here, that’s a link about sex education and gay rights advocacy in Cuba, run by that viciously homophobic dictatorship you’re pretending to know about.
https://web.archive.org/web/20100612094759/http://ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=42693 they’ve literally been doing free HRT and sex-reassignment surgeries since 2008
Maybe Cuba’s homophobia isn’t the result of the communist government but as a result of homophobia being part of white patriarchy, and Cuba is now today doing more to combat it than the United States has ever done.
whilst Cuban elections don’t work the same way as in capitalist countries, I’ll leave this here which explains the process so people can decide for themselves if it’s really undemocratic https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elections_in_Cuba
One thing that might be interesting to note is that in 2007 the voter turnout was 95%, compared with countries such as the US where voter turnout has historically always been around 50% - if the US is really more democratic than Cuba, then why do so few people bother to vote? It’s almost as if vast swathes of people feel voting does nothing towards their political representation.
I’m begging everybody and they grandma to go read ‘Rainbow Solidarity in Defense of Cuba’ by the immortal Leslie Feinberg
Yknow what I LOVE about the Star Trek fandom? It’s ANCIENT. I had a talk with a nice old lady at the old persons home that my great grandma is in and she noticed my Spock shirt and was like “oh I love that show I thought the premise was lovely” and you all know THE PREMISE is trekspeak for spirk and I was like “do you accept the premise because I do” and she looked at me with the eyes of someone who is reliving their otp moments and she said “the premise is all I wrote about, dear” and we just talked about spirk for a hella long time and I just love how age doesn’t matter in this fandom you can be ninety and still be the biggest spirk bitch ever how rad is that
I was today years old when I learned that particular euphemism
I was also today years old. Fandom codes man
Reblogging to spread knowledge about the Premise, because I absolutely love that bit of fandom, and I want to make sure that it survives. (and yay to everyone who is part of today’s 10,000!)
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joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.
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literally ok so not a funny story but kind of funny? when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom what’s this mean and she explained it and I was like oh. gross. and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ???? but I was like wait hang on there’s a word for that ☝️🤓 and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to you and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girl (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasn’t Urgent)
And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.
I would honestly join a hive mind if it wasn’t a violent or forced thing, just like, lemme feel connected to 10,000+ homies who all have each other’s backs. It’s like the internet in its best possible form.

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and even more outfits! 💜 ok I think I'm done for now lol
The Woman, 1895 by Giacomo Grosso (Italian, 1860–1938)
Should I quit my new Dollar General job? I’m 1 week in and already thinking of quitting, and that has NEVER happened to me with a new job.
Quit job?
Yes
No
My reasoning for wanting to quit below the cut:
Update, told the manager I’m quitting and agreed to do one last shift tomorrow, and then I’m free!
Thanks to everyone who voted, I probably would’ve quit regardless, the fact that I even made this poll is telling enough, but still!
Not cows PER SE but invokes cowness (The Farmer's Daughter by Victor Adame Minguez)
i really really really like that actually
the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro
Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme
Fascists used to at least have good fashion taste and decent looking propaganda. WTF are these morons doing? Can’t even be evil right. Hitler would be cringing at these doofuses.

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my pre-columbian miis and the art they were based on
Should I quit my new Dollar General job? I’m 1 week in and already thinking of quitting, and that has NEVER happened to me with a new job.
Quit job?
Yes
No
My reasoning for wanting to quit below the cut:
Fee, fie, foe- FUCK THERES A TINY BRITISH MAN IN MY HOUSE! GET HIM OUT! GET HIM OUT!
Stupid thing I made while on call with @vortexsblog GHSHAHAHWJHAHA
TROD AU from @bamsara, specifically post harvest ritual success HELPEESDBFIJHSDOHAOHAHAHAHHAA
The picture that started it all under the cut:
I can’t not picture him being like this now lmao
Putting my IHNMAIMS oc, Metradora-1 (or M-1 for short) into the Digital Circus because I can. A couple notes on her in this AU:
She’s a medical android (hence the cartoon doctor avatar) who entered the circus by plugging herself into the computer the circus is on, and can leave at any time. Or, she can upload a digital copy of her software to stay in the computer while the original her is free to do as she pleases, just like the humans, except the digital copy can use the WiFi to send the original her data about what’s happening in the Digital Circus.
She retained all her memories including her name; her software blocked Caine from altering her memory files. Caine doesn’t know how to feel about that.
Speaking of Caine, he finds her both fascinating and intimidating, which is totally understandable.
Her skills mostly pertain to human biology, but she’s got some understanding of psychology as well, and she’ll try and figure out what’s wrong with all the humans.
Has little interest in the adventures, but will participate to observe how the humans react to them.
Might crash out at Caine if she finds out how much stress he’s been causing the humans.
Will momentarily freeze up upon seeing an abstracted human for the first time, because it’s essentially a disease she knows nothing about, causing her to lag while trying to form a diagnosis. Essentially, a combo of “wtf am I looking at?” And “oh Florence Nightingale, that’s a human who’s in pain and there’s nothing I can do about it, ẅ̴͈́h̸͓̎ḁ̷̕ț̵̈́ ̸̫̌ḑ̸̏o̶̰͝ ̶̯͠I̷̲͘ ̸̹͌d̵͙͐o̴̫͠?̴͔̀!̷̹̌ Ḯ̷̲͈͓͝ ̷̛̼͓̜͐h̴͈͕͂̉a̵̧͔̥͂̈́̌̒v̸̗̪̹̇̔e̵̳̋͊̉͝ ̶̡̪̪̓t̵̫̀ơ̸͙̳̼̓ ̸̢̖̃͜h̸͎̒e̶͕̪͈̫͑l̸̛̫̾p̵̩͙̂̋̎͝ ̷̣̺̻̪̀̃̃t̷̪̰́ĥ̵͚͖̪e̴̝̯̜̐̾̈́͘m̶̭̊͒͐͝ ̵̦͑͘b̶̢̦͈̤͠u̸̪͖̞͐t̴̻͓̫̂̀ ̸̺͍̘̗̎̏t̵̪͝h̸̢͐é̴̯r̴̢̬̦͇̽́e̸̟͈̊’̷̮͙̹̻͗s̵̲͈̆̄ ̶̻̭̃̋͌n̴̢̘̫͆o̶̝̗̟̩̐t̴̗̘̦̠̀ḧ̴̬̭̮͓ì̵̯n̴̞̙̖͑̇̈g̷͙͎̍̈́̊͗ͅ ̶̗̮̬̪͑̏̐̕Ì̷̫̻̅͌ ̴̣̤̮̫̓̃̀c̵̞̉ä̵̫͙̣́̒̉n̸͚̳̂͗ ̸̣͇̀d̸̟̥̖͒̿̏ò̸̢̢̡!̸͎̜̈́́””
Yeah that’s pretty much the closest thing to terror she’s ever experienced. She wasn’t even programmed to be able to feel terror, that just kind of happened. She didn’t like it.
Text:
M-1: “Are any of you struggling to manage stress?
(Caine: oblivious)

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I wonder how aliens will react to our communal grooming instinct? Like when you see something stuck to your homie’s clothes/skin/hair and it’s driving you nuts and you just gotta be like “hold still, lemme get that for you real quick.”
One time when I was a kid, I had a science teacher with a snake as a class pet, and said snake was almost done shedding. There was one little bit of dried skin stuck to its face and I was like, “would it hurt him if I pulled that off?” And the teacher said, “yes it actually could, it’s probably still attached to living skin if it hasn’t come off yet” and I was like “oh, sorry,” and he said, “that’s okay, you were just wanting to do the primate thing.” And damn, that’s such an accurate descriptor.
Anyways I hope aliens don’t mind me/my descendants having the urge to pluck stuff off of them. If they ask, we’ll have to tell them it’s a trait we evolved to survive ticks.
Sometimes you might feel the urge to help someone in a certain way, and sometimes they really don't want to be helped in that way, either because it would not help them (or even hurt them) or because they would rather do it themselves (for various reasons).
It's important to realize that sometimes you're going to be a primate and they're going to be a snake, and it needs to be okay if they do not want their skin pulled off at this time.
Snake shed info is mostly not true - it varies but small flakes are usually long disconnected and just stuck by dryness the same way human sunburn does - you can pick it off by grabbing and just letting the snake move by itself. Mostly you should only do it if they don't shed it themselves for a while cause it usually get rubbed off after a bit.
That makes sense, I guess the teacher was just concerned because I was a kid who wasn’t used to working with reptiles and this snake had just recently gotten done shedding, so he wanted to wait a bit before trying to remove any remaining pieces. That’s good to know though, I’m planning on having a pet snake someday and it’s nice to know I’ll get to do the primate thing as long as I’m careful!
Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉
Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.
did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows