mordecai with donut and carl is such an embodiment of that one post that's like "is that my..? fuuuuck that's my circus. and are those? dammit, those are my monkeys."
KIROKAZE

pixel skylines
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shark vs the universe

JVL
occasionally subtle
cherry valley forever

izzy's playlists!

oozey mess
The Bowery Presents
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor

Cosimo Galluzzi

Love Begins
sheepfilms
almost home
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mordecai with donut and carl is such an embodiment of that one post that's like "is that my..? fuuuuck that's my circus. and are those? dammit, those are my monkeys."

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Happy disability pride month to everyone who suffers from disabilities of any kind, physical or mental, you guys are strong as hell and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, you’re awesome (this totally isn’t being said by someone who may be biased since I have ptsd but it’s not any less true)
Bringing this back
i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era
#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate
unrestrained summer fun
every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
In case anyone missed it

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
Ive said it before and ill say it again all kind people are welcome here.
If you don’t support nonbinary people, then get the fuck away from my blog
Besides it’d be really weird if I didn’t support nonbinary people considering that I’m agender
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic
Ten Years Of Ppl Who Celebrate Fictional Character Birthdays Are Annoying Pass It On
reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
Its me, your feral godmother
*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*
Good luck kid you're in a reverse beauty and beast situation. Do not let that princely motherfucker fall in love with your inner humanity or the spell will fail and you'll turn human again
Good news if you bite his ass you can start a pack together. Go forth. Enjoy the ball
You can bite a princess too if you want. Or a milkmaid, or a butler or whatever. Go nuts. The more the merrier
#misread as feral hogmother
That's my girlfriend, she's rooting for you too
#investing at 70 notes
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about a post of mine that wasn't an addition to a post of someone else's XD
#posts that will become Tumblr heritage
I wish. I don't think it's even gonna crack 500 notes

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I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.
Today In Dan And Phil's Random Fucking Anecdotes: mid-2010s, they got high as fuck on edibles and their friend suddenly invited an a-list actor phil had a crush on to the gathering so phil left and walked around an asda for two hours
Like to charge, reblog to cast
I had a patient come in the other day because she wanted her IUD replaced. It was at the end of it's life and she loved having her IUD, this was her second one. My MA let me know that the patient was very anxious about getting the IUD replaced, she'd had painful experiences in the past with her other replacements and was dreading this visit for that reason.
I spoke with the patient and she was literally shaking with anxiety. I asked her to describe her prior experiences as well as what she liked about her IUD and what she didn't like. She said that she wished she didn't have to get it replaced so often, so I recommended we place a Mirena instead of just inserting a new Kyleena IUD. She was nervous about this because she didn't want an IUD that was big. I explained that the Mirena and Kyleena are essentially the same size but the Mirena lasts 3 years longer and would likely bridge her to menopause given her age whereas with the Kyleena she'd probably need another replacement to get there. She was okay with trying the Mirena.
I then talked to her about pain control during the procedure as this was what she was most worried about. I asked about her prior experiences and then laid out what I wanted to do to try and improve her experience during this procedure. I told her I planned to give her prescription strength ibuprofen, a heating pad, and a very dense anesthetic block in her cervix to hopefully make it a better experience. If she had had someone to drive her home I would've also given her an ativan because we have studies that show patients who report higher rates of anxiety surrounding a procedure also report higher rates of pain associated with it.
She was down for this plan. I gave her a very dense block, she only felt three small injections and then nothing else. She was shocked when I told her that her old IUD was out and the new one was in. She didn't believe me when I told her it was over.
I don't tell this story because I wanna brag about how amazing of a doctor I am because I'm not. I tell this story because this is the way IUD insertions SHOULD go and I want people to know that IUD insertions do not need to be traumatic. And I want other providers who may insert IUDs to know that a paracervical block should be your standard when it comes to IUD insertions.
When people find out I'm an OBGYN, complete strangers, acquaintances, etc. , the two things they like to tell me immediately are their horrible birth trauma story and their terrible IUD insertion story and I'm trying to at least make the latter one a little less common.
If you place IUDs and aren't doing a cervical block, you need to start. This should be the standard but over 90% of OBGYNs in the US aren't doing them and it's unacceptable. We are traumatizing people and it's entirely avoidable. We are scaring people away from one of the most effective and long lasting forms of birth control in a time when people are losing their ability to end unwanted pregnancies all for no justifiable reason.
"It takes too long:" No it doesn't, that visit took me 20 minutes with a highly anxious patient from start to finish.
"It's not worth it for such a short/small procedure." It's worth it for the patient.
"It's too expensive." You can do a paracervical block with just normal saline. You don't even need lidocaine if you use a generous amount of volume. And if you place Nexplanons I know you stock lidocaine in your office, stop being fucking cheap at the expense of women's pain.
"Patient's don't need it, they'll get over it." I'm telling you they do need it and they aren't getting over it as evidenced by literally everyone wanting to tell me about their terrible IUD insertion experience as soon as they find out I'm an OBGYN.
We should do better. The cervix has nerve endings, stop acting like it doesn't.
Make cervical blocks your standard of care, there's no excuse not to.
My buddy does EMLA before the cervical block, that seems to help reduce pain even further.
I do 20% benzocaine and my patients almost never feel any of the 5 shots ( I do tenac site and then 2, 4, 8, 10.) Buffering the lidocaine and warming it to body temperature makes it work super fast and not hurt at all during infiltration.
Also a block makes insertion easier. No reason not to.
It's wild to me how some providers accept levels of pain for things involving the cervix that would never be remotely tolerated with other things, like, say, dental work.
I have had people freak out and act like it was crazy that I once let a dentist give me a (very shallow) filling without novacaine. Yet it was less painful than itching a bad mosquito bite. The norm in dentistry is to give local anaesthetic before anything that might cause much pain, and use a numbing agent before the injection.
Rarely a dentist might offer to do something without anaesthetic like that one filling, but only if they really know what they're doing and think it's highly unlikely to be painful. And even then if you yell out, they'll stop and numb you if you want. 100% of the time.
I want this to be the norm for basic gynecological care too.
Not meaning to derail at all- because I agree from the bottom of my heart and ALSO have a traumatic IUD insertion story
But I'm pretty sure the reason novacain and even dentistry under sedation is the standard of care in detistry is because upset patients can bite thier dentist VERY easily and human bites SUCK. So I'm petitioning for vagina dentata to be real. We deserve it I think we should bring this risk of being bitten by unsatisfied customer's to practitioner's downstairs. I'm very pro biting in all situations
you are allowed to bring a friend to that procedure who's job it is to bite the doctor if they see you wince
I like the way you think! Modern problems require Modern solutions
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
Fine, I’ll wait

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i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
The prompt was ‘detention.’
reblogging with cute tags that make me happy <3
NEVER GIVE UP even though most people see their ships on this piece because the characters faces arent visible, this artwork sent SO MANY people looking for who the characters were, reading my comics, sending me asks, and falling in love with Sully and Caro just like me. It's been an amazing ride. DO IT! Post your ocs!
xoxo raptorjules