TheImfamousBitch

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

I'm watching Contact (1997) and I forgot that S.R. Hadden is actually so awesome. I'm gonna start making creepy PowerPoints detailing a brief history of everything my friends did with their lives before they came over to hang out at my house and then showing it to them when they get there.