Thinking about Odysseus's thighs

saying it in its own post, i want to replace my banner with a new version, so if were mutuals feel free to send me a drawing of yourself or your sona on a plain white or transparent background :3 any pose, any amount of effort, any skill level is okay! its just a fun little tribute compilation that matters to me :) you can give it to me through asks, dms, or even just a reblog :) thank youuu

saying it in its own post, i want to replace my banner with a new version, so if were mutuals feel free to send me a drawing of yourself or your sona on a plain white or transparent background :3 any pose, any amount of effort, any skill level is okay! its just a fun little tribute compilation that matters to me :) you can give it to me through asks, dms, or even just a reblog :) thank youuu

If I told you my OC is like 50 but super hot even when he just shipwrecked and half the characters in the story including the narrator are immediately down bad for him and every other chapter his patron goddess makes him even hotter you'd accuse me of making a Mary Sue but that's actually Odysseus of Ithaca and he is the unhappiest man on earth

Do you belief in god or universe man?

yknow the story of odysseus tricking polyphemus by giving him a fake name and then blinding him is great, but i think a lot of people really sleep on the hilarious fact that, after odysseus reveals his name to polyphemus and polyphemus remembers the prophecy that a man named odysseus would blind him, polyphemus is like “WOW when i heard that prophecy i thought odysseus was going to be tall and sexy and strong but turns out you’re just short and an asshole”

Being able to draw older people as attractive without reducing or erasing the visual signs of aging, and in fact showing that they're attractive because of those signs, is an artistic skill that should be valued so much more. Honestly, it should earn you an immediate fortune because holy fuck is it a rare commodity. There are so many artists who seem to think attractiveness and aging exist in opposition to each other, so they smooth every wrinkle, erase every crease, and de-age the character until they're basically thirty with silver hair. But when an artist can look at crow's feet, smile lines, weathered skin, deep-set wrinkles, and all the little traces of a life well lived and say, "No, that's what makes them beautiful," that's a level of artistic observation and care I wish we celebrated more often.

i was out with my ex once when three *very* young queer kids, like thirteen years old, came up to us and asked us “are you guys, you know…” and did the limp wrist thing at us. one of them loudly exclaimed that it was so cool to meet other queer people in real life. this was in public in an unbelievably conservative area - we didn’t even feel safe holding hands because we were surrounded by Mormons. we got lucky that day, but I’m begging y’all to remember that the world doesn’t work like the internet. other queers are real fuckin people. don’t do this shit. OP is right; tell me you like my jacket, or my patches, or the rainbow spokes on my wheelchair, but don’t out either of us!

Younger queer people have grown up in a better world, but we’re in a time of backsliding right now. Do NOT out other queer people. Also, I’m not gonna tell you how to present yourselves in public………..but please, I am begging you to re-evaluate HOW safe you are in the current climate.

i like aromantic arthur but not asexual arthur because some things in this podcast have got to be a bit of a weird sex thing for him i swear

I guess dogs, foxes, coyotes, weasels, raccoons, and wolverines are all cats now :/