If in doubt, panic

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

can someone be transphobic in deltarune i want some spice

ralsei comes out and buys amazon basics skirt and noelle spends the whole chapter being passive agressively mean to her

Wait what the fuck

being a bandwidth-conscious web game dev means i basically restrict myself to pre-CD-ROM standards in terms of asset sizes. the other day i had to justify to myself a background image weighing in at a hefty 40kb

extremely sweet replies on this but i have to mention how much this approaches an actual compulsion for me. it even affects how other games make me feel. i boot up some big studio game with full video cutscenes and every line of dialogue voiced and think about the gigabytes of game data churning through my laptop god knows how many times per second and get a little nauseous. they had games like that in the late 90s mind you

exposure therapy: i will make the first terabyte video game

They Are Stealing My Evil Wizard Clout

they keep trying to take me root vegetables

I'll be honest I don't remember writing this

Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

But without cave divers, who would rescue all the stuck cave divers?

Every cave dive rescue operation involves a second, even more stuck cave diver.

i...just had my first positive interaction with a customer service bot. im shaking in my fucking booties rn

What if this video was about a witch and a cat in the alps or some shit

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

Just sleep

There’s no fucking way that works