i am therefore i is

My phone has a setting on it where it can dim the screen if flashing lights or bright colors are on it (to help with eyestrain) and every single time you get attacked by pigs in your vintage vods it dims for me. It's really funny to me. My phone is stopping their piggy psychic attacks from hitting me, so they can only harm you.

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

"tumblr follower count is so useless compared to other platforms like what does tumblr fame even get you"

Step 1: go to irl even or dating app

Present yourself with pictures of the lego skeleton bcs it goes hard as fuck

ny tiktok feed is currently just these kinds of videos with like 1k likes or less

dwarf fortress fucks so hard. my current fort has an occasional patron who is an 86 year old owl lady named 'the frozen one' who spent the first couple of years just perching in trees and watching my dwarves. a two headed fire breathing ettin came to lay siege to the place before I had a proper military established, and while I was freaking out trying to lock doors she just. floated down and tore him in half. when I checked her inventory, all she had was a plain brown dress, socks, shoes, and a pair of gloves. she just ripped him down the middle like a phonebook with her bare talons.

recently generated a dwarf fortress world and went to start an adventurer but the only options were human and elf. confused, i decided to investigate the history of the world through legends mode. i learned that