Cupcake (she/her)

Need one more to unlock the door

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. For everything else, there's Mastercard."

World Heritage Post

Love my girlfriend, but if I was able to fuck up a pb and j or pack of reeses cups again and still kiss her after I would change that about her

Personally I found Seth more compelling, but I respect your opinion <3

WRONG!! I am objectively always correct and have the best opinions because I am so humble and kind. *Puts you in a painful and agonizing stew*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Seth is still my favorite AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA they deserved better AEAEAEAEAEAEAEAE

@transfem-kirito-truther ur kind thing

every single VR death game is trans, I don't make the rules

Personally I found Seth more compelling, but I respect your opinion <3

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

Which of them eats you?

Naturally you give the child the honour of her first kill, and both you and mother Sphinx play along as you fall over and let child ineffectually gnaw on your shin as you dramatically cry out about the indignity of you, an adventurer of 30 years, being bested at riddles by a child.