Cupcake (she/her)

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

The fandom is still mostly trans girls.

I would unironically buy a Mary Shelley's Frankenstein playset

utdr heritage post! (2018-03-26)

I'm way cooler than my dad actually. fuck that guy. I have better hair, I've spent more time working on myself, and I look better in a jacket than he ever did.

*recycles all of my Rares and Mythics into Stew Dust* Is this enough for me to craft a Stew that turns you into a cow?

Not what I asked for, but you know what? I'll take it <3

Does the epic quest involve Science?

It can absolutely!

Hell yes

*recycles all of my Rares and Mythics into Stew Dust* Is this enough for me to craft a Stew that turns you into a cow?

Not what I asked for, but you know what? I'll take it <3

Does the epic quest involve Science?

*recycles all of my Rares and Mythics into Stew Dust* Is this enough for me to craft a Stew that turns you into a cow?

Not what I asked for, but you know what? I'll take it <3