Cupcake (she/her)

I really wonder what the demographic outcome would be of trans people involuntarily getting "the body you'd have if practicality wasn't a concern" like what percentage of the resulting bodies would be obviously nonhuman?

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a cyborg werewolf with dragonfly wings.

Giving your cats goofy-ass names is great because it means getting to despondently inform your family that “Hatsune Miku pissed in the laundry again”

This is why I’m torn between “Chairman Meow” and just “Chairman Mao” for best cat name Cause on the one hand a pun is always a fun time but on the other hand potential for “Aw hell, Chairman Mao threw up on the carpet again.” is pretty fuckin hard to beat

he had a wild and crazy Spring Break after a long March

Need one more to unlock the door

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. For everything else, there's Mastercard."

World Heritage Post

Love my girlfriend, but if I was able to fuck up a pb and j or pack of reeses cups again and still kiss her after I would change that about her

Personally I found Seth more compelling, but I respect your opinion <3

WRONG!! I am objectively always correct and have the best opinions because I am so humble and kind. *Puts you in a painful and agonizing stew*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Seth is still my favorite AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA they deserved better AEAEAEAEAEAEAEAE

@transfem-kirito-truther ur kind thing

every single VR death game is trans, I don't make the rules

Personally I found Seth more compelling, but I respect your opinion <3