Cupcake (she/her)

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

I was listening to fucking Deltarune boss music when this showed up on my feed, and it managed to be even funnier that way

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

I’m tapping the feed to acknowledge the message like Murderbot

I use 👍in text exactly how I use it in meatspace: I concur in a way I am too autistic to put into words worth you consuming. "This response could have been an emoji" ass conversations you know. Say less 👍

before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this

happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication

I really wonder what the demographic outcome would be of trans people involuntarily getting "the body you'd have if practicality wasn't a concern" like what percentage of the resulting bodies would be obviously nonhuman?

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a cyborg werewolf with dragonfly wings.

Giving your cats goofy-ass names is great because it means getting to despondently inform your family that “Hatsune Miku pissed in the laundry again”

This is why I’m torn between “Chairman Meow” and just “Chairman Mao” for best cat name Cause on the one hand a pun is always a fun time but on the other hand potential for “Aw hell, Chairman Mao threw up on the carpet again.” is pretty fuckin hard to beat

he had a wild and crazy Spring Break after a long March

Need one more to unlock the door

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. For everything else, there's Mastercard."