Image id: a long bullet-point list, mostly in plain text except the first and last lines which are large and rainbow colored.
Rainbow text: STOP giving me life advice!
Regular text on all the following lines, until noted otherwise:
- I don't know you. I have no reason to think that you know what you're talking about.
- Your advice is stupid and it makes you look stupid.
- A two sentence facetious tumblr post does not give you enough context about my life to offer advice.
- I don't know you and you don't know what you're talking about.
- If your smug little off-the-cuff response took you less than five minutes to think of, I guarantee I've already tried it or it doesn't apply to my situation.
- Because you don't know what you're talking about.
- And I'm not a fucking idiot.
- Your advice sure makes you look like a fucking idiot though.
- It's bad advice. That I didn't ask for.
- It's stupid advice and it makes you look stupid.
- Seriously, just think for like five seconds. About how conceited and self-aggrandising you're being. And how stupid you clearly must think I am.
- When you assume that your thirty seconds musing on a situation you know nothing about is somehow valuable to me.
- Because clearly I'm too much of a fucking idiot to think of something that obvious by myself. Good thing I have your genius take to remind me that thrift shops or food pantries or farmer's markets or Etsy or whatever the fuck you're recommending exists.
- Good thing I have you dipshits to tell me how to grow a garden or cook a soup or use up my lemons or eggs or choose birthday presents.
- Too bad I didn't fucking ask.
- I've been polite about your stupid fucking ideas for years and my patience is running thin. I'm about to start blocking you motherfuckers.
- STOP GIVING ME LIFE ADVICE.
Rainbow text: I didn't fucking ask!
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