Currently Suffering

the ask box is open for one ask make it'a count

imagine Rocky getting jealous of other Eridians because apparently their carapaces have really pretty colors and patterns so to Grace he’s always like “remember when I saved your life. remember when I gave you enough astrophage to go home. remember all the times i watched you sleep. remember. do you remember Grace.”

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

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Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

This pride month I need every aromantic to get more annoying about being aromantic

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

I feel like every time we did standardized testing in school, we all said “I’m pretty sure I bombed that, that was tough. That was awful.” and I’m sure some of us meant it but I’m pretty sure a not insignificant percentage of the student population felt fine about their performance but didn’t want anyone else to feel bad and did not want to sound like a stuck up dickhead.

In all my years of schooling, I can’t think of one person who left end of grade exams or the SATs and was like “Wow, that was so fucking easy.”

Tbh, I also had this superstitious belief that if I talked about how easy a test was and how I thought I scored well on it, I would be punished for my hubris and somehow fail.

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

excuse me i just found a game where you sort over 3,000 books in a fantasy library. no part of that sentence will let me do anything other than play it immediately, i'll let you all know how it goes.

Loving that the two interpretations of Adrian upon seeing Grace and Rocky get to Erid are “GRACE SAVED MATE ROCKY, ADRIAN OWE GRACE EVERYTHING” and “welcome home cheater”