Chumbology

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

The British engineers in ww1 should not have pretended they were water tanks. It would’ve been way cooler if they were called ‘landships’

Engineers in the 1910s did not know about search engine optimisation and it fucking shows

that's... called autism

Correct!

can we normalize bullying men who don't wash their hands pleeeasseee

Chumbo you been waiting for me to see this one, I know it

of course I was. For wondering what the hell we're talking about, mikeandsubscribe and I have a mutual acquaintance who thought they didn't need to wash their hands after peeing, because "pee is sterile". Now, pee isn't sterile -- that's a common myth arising from early medical equipment being unable to detect the bacteria that's in urine -- but even if it was, your dick isn't, the toilet isn't, and there's no reason NOT to wash your hands after you pee. He would NOT admit to being wrong, because he's an idiot and a dickhead, so we just started calling him peepee hands. We still do it. Because his hands are covered in peepee. It didn't work but it did make him really really angry, which was hilarious, and no less than he deserved. So take from that what you will

This has your eldest brother dripping all over it

[english butler voice] will you be 'rage-baiting' yourself again this evening by reading the reddit comments section, ma'am?

can we normalize bullying men who don't wash their hands pleeeasseee

Chumbo you been waiting for me to see this one, I know it

of course I was. For those wondering what the hell we're talking about, mikeandsubscribe and I have a mutual acquaintance who thought they didn't need to wash their hands after peeing, because "pee is sterile". Now, pee isn't sterile -- that's a common myth arising from early medical equipment being unable to detect the bacteria that's in urine -- but even if it was, your dick isn't, the toilet isn't, and there's no reason NOT to wash your hands after you pee. He would NOT admit to being wrong, because he's an idiot and a dickhead, so we just started calling him peepee hands. We still do it. Because his hands are covered in peepee. It didn't work but it did make him really really angry, which was hilarious, and no less than he deserved. So take from that what you will

can we normalize bullying men who don't wash their hands pleeeasseee

ive made a few posts about how i think 'the cruelty is the point' is weak thought terminating 'analysis' but, well... it does seem that for some people in the current US administration cruelty is an end sought for its own sake irrespective of any utility towards other outcomes. its hard to explain some actions otherwise.

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

how the fuck am i, the girl who regularly works on power supplies, which people are famously advised to absolutely never open due to shock hazard, like the only one here without notable electric shock experiences