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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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we're not kids anymore.
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Mike Driver
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AnasAbdin
Xuebing Du
Kaledo Art
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
Claire Keane
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Sade Olutola
pixel skylines
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@chumbology
Went to the abandoned mens clothing section of the supermarket to fart and there was a man there and he wouldn't leave.
Like come on man, you've got a ponytail and you're shopping for clothes in a supermarket, get your life together. Some of us are trying to fart
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I'm red
ive listened to this in its entirety enough times that I just gotta reblog
Somebody in head-to-toe temu mall goth gear is standing in front of a wrinkled pride flag and doing bad ass poses into the camera with a plastic toy gun they are pretending is real, posting the photographs on Tumblr dot com. The post has sixty thousand notes and everybody thinks this is for real, actually, unironically bad ass. 1200 replies believe the plastic gun held together with screws is real and half of them are begging the poster to erotically execute them through latently-ironic meme phrases. They are all 25-35 years old. The OP is an American and it would have been cheaper to buy a real gun.
It makes me feel like an insane cave-dwelling salamander man. It's all just empty symbols. It's all just gesturing towards ideas that only exist in the data center between the poster and the viewer. Everybody styles the same cheap crap in the same way to check the box on a commodified identity. Even the actual aesthetic property of the fashion is secondary to the performance of aesthetic. The function is to be itemized as this commodified identity more than living through its aspects. It's all social marketing, not conversation. And it works. It drowns out anyone who actually gives a shit about any of these things they're aping. I feel like I take these things too seriously and I'm making myself weirder by thinking about it so much, but I've realized authenticity is ultimately the only thing worth caring bout. Our present cultural landscape, because of how high-volume social media functions, is outright opposed to authenticity. All of this, the amount of social reward for this kind of empty performance, the amount of individual demand created for it by our media environment, is the atomized form of it. I'm going crazy. Does anyone actually do anything cool anymore?
This kind of petty teenage drama is beneath you.
OP: I just figured out everyone is just looking at shadows on the cave wall. Nobody has ever had this thought before and its very important that the public knows
Plato: in the future people will pronounce my name in a way that is indistinguishable from an edible children's play goop
The cave: if you guys keep chaining up babies in here I'm gonna run out of room. If you start stacking them I WILL cum
The allegory: are goths cringe now? Fuuuuuuck I'm out of touch
Plato: why don't they just play with regular dough. Why make fake dough. Who would buy that
You should be able to call in creative to work.
Like hey boss, sorry, but I've been touched by my muse and I need to do some art before my head explodes. Yeah hahaha no I'm fine, but if I don't get this next chapter on paper it will pingpong around my skull so aggressively that it may cause permanent harm.
Hahaha no, no, you definitely can't read it. No, id rather die. Okay see you tomorrow.
We have such an insidious relationship with back scratchers. Despite them literally scratching our backs whenever we like, nobody has ever returned the favour.
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"the system is so broken, the only thing thatll fix it is a revolution"
Are you building barricades? Stockpiling munitions? No? Then what you're actually saying is 'I am fully aware how fucked things are getting and I'm going to do nothing about it'.
There is no Revolution Fairy that will wave a magic wand and fix everything. Deffering any action until such a creature appears is IDENTICAL to doing absolutely nothing.
I'm not a politically active person. I'm not part of any Marxist groups and I don't have a breadtube channel. But come election time I do my research and vote for the lesser evil, and this ALONE makes me more of a force for good in the world than a million internet Marxists who refuse to vote because 'nobody represents my interests'.
When people ask 'what can we do?' the answer is: SOMETHING
sometimes performance art fucking rules, actually
I don't respect people who type u instead of you.
1938 LeHaitre tracked motorcycle. Armored and designed to be armed.
wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job
Swine/11
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Asking for a friend but how do I know if I am covered in bug bites because bedbugs or regular flying bugs?
Follow up what do if bedbugs?
If you do have bedbugs prepare for the fight of your life. They're hard to kill and amazing at hiding.
The internet has good advice on how to beat them, but you need to act RIGHT AWAY
Should this friend who definitely isnt me consider just burning his RV to the ground with a propane tank?
the fact that it's mobile has got to be helpful somehow, I just can't figure out how.
I mean, if you could find a vacuum chamber large enough you could just tow the whole thing in there?
Asking for a friend but how do I know if I am covered in bug bites because bedbugs or regular flying bugs?
Follow up what do if bedbugs?
If you do have bedbugs prepare for the fight of your life. They're hard to kill and amazing at hiding.
The internet has good advice on how to beat them, but you need to act RIGHT AWAY
Since netflix is poised to basically take over the lions share of the entire TV/movie industry, lets take a look at their app. It's got:
A search function that doesn't search
A video player that often can't remember where you left off watching
A video player that doesn't support custom playlists or randomisation within a series
Picture in picture barely works, and closes randomly
A library where multiple episodes are axed if deemed too "problematic" by totally arbitrary metrics
A "most watched in your area" list that appears to be completely made up, but we'll never know for sure because they don't publish viewership numbers
A terrible recommendation algorithm
A movie division that keeps pumping out really expensive flops that are terrible and terribly marketed and often not even released in theaters (this makes netflix money how? What's the plan here?)
A TV division that cancels the best shows
And THIS is the service that keeps upping its prices? And we all just accept it? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
No search engine! Bad search engine!
When I search for a cat gate I do NOT want Amazon, I want catg8 dot com, a place that sells cat gates and only cat gates because it's their life calling or whatever.
Stop showing me--- no, no, that's Amazon again. I know about amazon. If I wanted to shop on Amazon I'd go to their website. No, not Etsy either, that's basically just amazon.
Where's the "show me the freak bitches of the website world" button? that's all I've ever wanted. Oh, you can't do that because companies pay you to pollute your search results? Very bad search engine. Get in your crate. You can come out when you've had a good long think about what you've done.
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Use our app! The experience is better in the app! USE IT! We're fucking up the mobile site on purpose so you use the app! Get five bingle stars for free when you download the app!
Its because browsers have adblockers. That's it.
If you aren't using Firefox + ublock to read this, stop reading right now and switch over. The app is not better. They want to sell you things.
@vargamornight but also anyone else who is inconvenienced by having to log in to Tumblr every time they want to use it. Staying logged in is achieved by storing your login session in the browser cookies, something Firefox blocks by default. Firefox does this because cookies are used for a lot of shady things.
If you're so annoyed by constantly logging in, just allow cookies for tumblr and you will only need to log in one time.
Click the options button -> settings -> site settings -> exceptions then add www.tumblr.com
A user-friendly guide to allowing cookies from any website on Mozilla Firefox Are you trying to allow third-party cookies in Mozilla Firefox
thats a more in depth guide.
It will allow Tumblr to see some cross-site cookies which isn't ideal, but it's still heaps better than the app, which collects every bit of data it can + you lose your adblocker.
I love my old man. We drink together, we get high together, sometimes he tells me about doing Crack with neo-nazis to secure a gas pump on their farm.
I will say many things about my father. He has a fever for Filipino milfs like nobody else in the world. He will meet anybody where they are and pull a positive spin from it. He has saved the lives of five people, mine included. He is far, far from a perfect man but he is somebody that I am proud to know and even prouder to call my dad.
Which is good.
Because I do not believe that I have an ounce of his blood in my veins. We share many things but I do not believe for an instant that we share a genetic connection.
And still, here are the matching tattoos that we got on my eighteenth birthday.
Fascinating, I never knew that. What do you think happened?
Whatever happened, happened twice. You and your sibling are very very clearly siblings
