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@chumbology
You should be able to call in creative to work.
Like hey boss, sorry, but I've been touched by my muse and I need to do some art before my head explodes. Yeah hahaha no I'm fine, but if I don't get this next chapter on paper it will pingpong around my skull so aggressively that it may cause permanent harm.
Hahaha no, no, you definitely can't read it. No, id rather die. Okay see you tomorrow.
that's... called autism
Correct!
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can we normalize bullying men who don't wash their hands pleeeasseee
Chumbo you been waiting for me to see this one, I know it
of course I was. For wondering what the hell we're talking about, mikeandsubscribe and I have a mutual acquaintance who thought they didn't need to wash their hands after peeing, because "pee is sterile". Now, pee isn't sterile -- that's a common myth arising from early medical equipment being unable to detect the bacteria that's in urine -- but even if it was, your dick isn't, the toilet isn't, and there's no reason NOT to wash your hands after you pee. He would NOT admit to being wrong, because he's an idiot and a dickhead, so we just started calling him peepee hands. We still do it. Because his hands are covered in peepee. It didn't work but it did make him really really angry, which was hilarious, and no less than he deserved. So take from that what you will
This has your eldest brother dripping all over it
reader I need you to understand that wulhubba just guessed who this was on vibes alone. He was given no identifying information.
That's what an unwashed asshole my eldest brother is.
No matter how bad your life is going, just know you DEFINITELY have it more together than the man who heard one incorrect fact and believed he'd found a loophole in modern hygiene practices.
[english butler voice] will you be 'rage-baiting' yourself again this evening by reading the reddit comments section, ma'am?
can we normalize bullying men who don't wash their hands pleeeasseee
Chumbo you been waiting for me to see this one, I know it
of course I was. For those wondering what the hell we're talking about, mikeandsubscribe and I have a mutual acquaintance who thought they didn't need to wash their hands after peeing, because "pee is sterile". Now, pee isn't sterile -- that's a common myth arising from early medical equipment being unable to detect the bacteria that's in urine -- but even if it was, your dick isn't, the toilet isn't, and there's no reason NOT to wash your hands after you pee. He would NOT admit to being wrong, because he's an idiot and a dickhead, so we just started calling him peepee hands. We still do it. Because his hands are covered in peepee. It didn't work but it did make him really really angry, which was hilarious, and no less than he deserved. So take from that what you will
..........oh, school SHOOTER. Yeah okay enjoy your crown
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can we normalize bullying men who don't wash their hands pleeeasseee
England's down 0-1 to the DRC in the world cup. If it wasn't for the thousands of english wives about to be beaten up this would be really really funny
The autistic/ADHD experience, every day forever.
ive made a few posts about how i think 'the cruelty is the point' is weak thought terminating 'analysis' but, well... it does seem that for some people in the current US administration cruelty is an end sought for its own sake irrespective of any utility towards other outcomes. its hard to explain some actions otherwise.
Obligatory True Believer Quote:
When we renounce the self and become a part of a compact whole, we not only renounce personal advantage, but are also rid of personal responsibility. There is no telling to what extremes of cruelty and ruthlessness a man will go when he is freed from the fears, hesitations, doubts and vague stirrings of decency that go with individual judgement. When we loose our individual independence into the corporateness of a mass movement, we find a new freedom — freedom to hate, bully, lie, torture, murder and betray without shame or remorse. Herein undoubtedly lies part of the attractiveness of a mass movement. Thus, hatred is not only a means of unification, but also its product.
Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself
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As somebody who's journey went 4chan -> reddit -> tumblr it's so funny seeing other people who went a different path, and as a result seem to have just no understanding of what people on the internet are capable of.
Like how 4chan teaches you really really quickly not to click on links that you don't recognise. 4chan had a totally brutal version of rickrolling where instead of rick astley, the joke was sending you to a website that displayed a horrible, horrible photo. Here's the story if you want to learn more If you clicked that link I'm so sorry, but you are proving my point. Don't click on a fucking hidden link, you never know what's on the other side. but seriously, that meme had a really interesting history. The internet used to be much more brutal, while at the same time being way more whimsical. The only people on there were people like me -- nerds with no life -- so there wasn't much point in hacking into someone's computer. Here's the actual full story of it, and it doesn't originate on 4chan like I thought it did: https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/goatse-original-meme-nft-ethereum Again you've learned a valuable lesson. Links can be hidden in very tricky ways. Imagine if I wasn't just playing a silly trick on you. Links can do lots of horrible things, because everything the internet does, good or bad, is all just an interface for various hyperlinks. This whole post has been about how you shouldn't click links and you fucking clicked a second link. DON'T CLICK ON LINKS.
Unfortunately, I don't think this will actually teach people anything, because a silly joke is quickly forgotten. Study after study has shown that humans are much, much more likely to remember something negative. Nothing I can do here will teach you like accidentally opening goatse on a school computer and having to explain to a teacher that you are stupid, but not in the way it seems.
If you have chronic skin issues that make you itchy just rub those areas with stinging nettles, and then you'll be so uncomfortable you'll forget all about the itching.
This doesn't help at all because stinging nettles are much worse than just being itchy. But you can do it
Ok maybe this is not as universal as I thought it might be...
Are you familiar with how electricity feels coursing through your flesh
Not at all
Best i got is familiarity with static shock
Yeah girl, of course everyone accidentally electrocutes themselves sometimes
Bald
Yeah a decent electric fence counts
Yeah that would do it. Shock collar only the one time though? Are you sure? Just once?
Yes very good that exactly is what i expect to be typical
how the fuck am i, the girl who regularly works on power supplies, which people are famously advised to absolutely never open due to shock hazard, like the only one here without notable electric shock experiences
I still remember the time I got electrocuted, I could feel the pulsating of the alternate current. Accidentally bridged the two prongs with my thumb while pulling out an extension cable so it went right through my hand.
North Americans plugs are super dangerous for this by the way. you're supposed to install the wall plugs with the ground prong on the top and nobody does, but I guess it doesn't matter because half the plugs don't have grounds anyways, which... Is why so many people have been electrocuted.
The safest plug in the world is the UK plug, with it's only downside being it becomes a fucking caltrop if you leave an unplugged plug on the ground.
possibly meant meanspiritedly but it's funny to me and i prefer it over aspie supremacy bullshit any day
Autistic people tend to really dislike small talk -- I personally find it intensely boring to the point of being almost physically painful.
Now, when I, as an autistic person, make the conversation boring for a neurotypical, that person is allowed to get annoyed and prickly, but that's not considered 'bad at socialising'. But when they subject me to a completely pointless and painfully content-less conversation and I get mad, that's not treated the same way.
Don't get me wrong, I am bad at socialising in other ways. I just think the rules are designed to make us look worse than we are and favors the neurotypical experience arbitrarily.
doing my first LARP this weekend. The group I'm joining is a wonderful batch of queer and unusual people, and I'm not exactly used to that. To be clear, I'm not at all worried about how I'll be treated. However, I'm really worried I might accidentally hurt people's feelings. My regular crowd are all normies, and I have made embarassing mistakes before.
This is not helped by the fact that I look exactly like the kind of person who would barge into this kind of group and offend the shit out of everyone while pretending not to understand why they're mad. I'm a big fat white dude who dresses like a dad. I'm autistic and accidentally make silly mistakes even when dealing with normies, who present a significantly less complex set of social rules.
There should be some big yellow hat I can wear or something, that just says "I can't remember people's names, let alone your pronouns. Please don't be mad at me, I'm trying my best. I only look like your racist uncle"
Back from the LARP. Here's what I learned:
LARPing is really, really fun
you can go an entire weekend without ever using anyones pronouns
People this creative should never be in charge of organising anything
LARP events have an ideal size and that size is actually pretty small. Bigger is NOT better.
If you've never LARPed before, don't sign up to do an entire weekend or an event far from your home unless you drove yourself there
student-aged people have a bottomless well of stamina and they have difficulty empathising with anyone who doesn't
Student-aged people either ignore or are entirely unaware of the safe dosage limit of caffeine
It's easy to see a boisterous, silly group of LARPers and lose sight of the fact that they're very socially awkward nerds. Theyre still not good at meeting new people and prefer to interact with known quantities in tight cliques. LARPing actually makes this worse, because they are using a lot of mental bandwidth on maintaining a character and completing quests. If you aren't good at handling that kind of situation be prepared to be on your own a lot.
Vegan food can be really, really, really good if the chefs know what they're doing
LARP combat kind of sucks and kind of rules and is definitely one of the most exhausting activities ever invented
The best way to find divots and holes in a grass field is to run across it while holding a foam sword
The more elaborate the costume, the more of a dick the player is -- unless the costume is silly
Every indoor space at a LARP event will reek of body odour
If you get filthy enough, even the shittiest shower can feel amazing
Brits cannot do southern accents. Some of them think they can, and those are usually the ones with the worst accents
brits cannot understand a well performed southern accent unless you speak very very slowly
S'mores never miss
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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.
And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."
And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.
And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.
Youve heard of fridging you wife. I'm out her wifing my fridge. We are not the same.
