transexual menace

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

kinda awesome when you can rope a blorbo into your mental breakdown especially if you can just give her your same issues. get over here tortured fictional woman we're in this TOGETHER

I love The Character sooooo much! grinds my teeth together flares my nostrils flexes my fingers tenses my neck muscles snorts like a bull stands as still as an ambush predator shifting on my haunches mere metres away from The Character

duck duck go search how do you make and keep friends when you have zero energy and feel like you're dying at all hours

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

*motivational voice* it is always possible to make things worse for The Character

Having a blorbo is SO wonderful bc you get free joy for thinking about them being happy but also free joy for thinking about them being miserable. No losing

"We're gonna achieve immortality by turning ourselves into machines" buddy I want you to find yourself a 15 year old laptop and try to run a 10 year old piece of software on it please. Connect to the internet, if you can, and attempt to log into any of your online accounts

[passing you a parmesan rind] you want a hit off'a this