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You know, even though I grew up knowing it was possible to around circumnavigate the world via the ocean, I had never seen it from this way before. Holy shit.

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Oceans centered world map.
You know, even though I grew up knowing it was possible to around circumnavigate the world via the ocean, I had never seen it from this way before. Holy shit.

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the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At Worldâs End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore
who thought of that idea? who thought âput davy jones in a bucket of waterâ and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went âhey that sounds like a great idea!â
at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it
*stands majestically in a bucket*
ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in
Itâs even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.
Some folks are asking âwell, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesnât that ruin his whole motivation?â, but heâs not on dry land here.
The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary âislandâ of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.
What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?
âOkay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?â
What I am saying is that there must have been a process.
Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. Thatâs absurd, so Iâm pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.
It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while itâs at sea, but not while itâs on land (indeed, thatâs why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jonesâ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jonesâ curse.
Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.
Not necessarily. Itâs traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure thatâs why heâs using multiple layers of indirection here. Heâs forbidden to set foot on dry land, but itâs technically not dry land (itâs a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didnât set foot on it (heâs standing in a bucket of water). Itâs entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldnât make the grade.
okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if itâs specifically âdry landâ heâs forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?
This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.
could he step on land if his shoes are wet?
No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this
What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?
can he be in a wheelbarrow?
What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air balloon, or in the claws of a giant bird?
What if heâs carried by two swallows using a strand of creeper?
European swallows or African swallows?
this whole thread reads like a conversation between these two:
In fact im not entirely sure that it wasnât their idea in the first place
A lot of adulthood is shouting âAUGH MY LAUNDRYâ hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someoneâs laundry
this is a companion post to the âdonât forget your made tea and its getting coldâ one
Augh, my tea!
Also, look up and check the time? Are you supposed to be somewhere right now? School? Work? Bed?
Make sure youâre on Wi-Fi and not data!!!
Donât forget that food you warmed up in the microwave and left there.
When was the last time you had water?
Ooops, I forgot to take my meds and drink water. Thanks, Tumblr.
Put away your leftovers and anything the cat might get into.
Use the god damn bathroom stop holding it

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this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle
Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life
A Knightâs Tale (2001)
My favorite bit of trivia: the extras didnât speak much English and missed their cue. They were supposed to start cheering immediately. Mark Addy (Roland) shouting âYeah!â to get the crowd going was not in the script, but it was so funny they kept it.
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did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they thatâŚi just..what..
its because they donât want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected
scissoring in space is to be expected and respected
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This is Self Care Charizard. Reblog whenever you need a temporary release from whatever stresses you currently have.
need this so bad
I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.
This applies to garlic too
A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.
a bad romance starts with âra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la laâ
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Finally, a good f**king meme
Itâs been 84 years since I saw a meme this good
youâve gotta start romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best youâve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because thatâs when you start truly living. thatâs when you look forward to every day.Â

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Get your ass on the dance floor
this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly donât even care
Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.
Thank you.
I will always re-blog this
I think it was high school when i overheard some white girl put on her best semi-disgusted and confused voice and go âwhy do so many Mexicans dress up like cowboys?â and I had to be the person to tell her.
Why do you think the whites say buckero? Cause they couldnât say vaquero.
I dunno if I reblogged this before but fuck it, y'all gon learn today.
Teach the children.
also, cowboy culture was hella gay. like, write-poems-about-your-cowboy-partner gay.
IF people acknowledge it, they play the necessity cardâ there werenât any women out on the range, so they had to âresort to men.â this claim completely erases 1) the romantic (not just sexual) writings of actual cowboys, 2) the acknowledgement of cowboysâ potential homosexual activity by writers at the time, and 3) the possibility that some men would deliberately become cowboys with the intent to seek out homosexual encounters.
no one wants to admit it, but cowboy culture was just. so inherently gay.
Im here for the gay POC cowboys