Damn I Love Michael Mell

2024 tumblr: yea im jackin it to this clown vore video but im only into these kinks ironically

Reblogging this a year in advance

This would make an amazing ask game, y’all. Someone put a movie/show into your ask and you play keep the human and cast the Muppets. 

stop I’m already aroused 😋

That is not the response I expected but okay

I’m envisioning Caesar hearing “mmm whatcha say” restarting 23 times before he dies for good.

I lost a follower last time, let’s do this again!! If you disagree with any of these get off my blog please and thank you!

This blog supports Jewish People, too

This blog is basically run by a normal non-judgemental person… Who’s not an ass

I know this blog is mainly for Yandere content but if anyone of you lovely readers need someone to talk to please I’m always here with open ears💖

if this is end times it fucking sucks. wheres the purple black clouds blocking out the sunlight. wheres everything exploding for no reason. wheres riots n shit. if we all gon die at least make it cool

Best customer I’ve ever had was when some rich white cape cod lady in a floor length fur coat came into my store and asked her daughters what sweated pants were and how to wear them and her daughters kept trying to explain what sweat pants were to her and she was completely and utterly flummoxed by them

She asked if sweat pants are bisexual and her daughter was like “unisex?” and she was like “sure”

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…