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Chelsea Wolfe - Vex

Giles Corey - No One Is Ever Going To Want Me

I’m armed to the teeth Like a fucking animal I ruin everything I get my bony hands on And here we go, now Over the bridge of sighs We will get a cross like christ, crucified It’s like a birth but it is in reverse Never gets better, always gets worse

I’ll gnaw at anything New England is mine, And it owes me a living

Step one Step two Step three Step four, we fall through the floor Fall through the floor Fall through the floor

I am irritated to an almost irrational degree by this entire article that consists of “I HAVEN’T HAD THIS FOOD AND IT LOOKS WEIRD, THEREFORE IT IS MONSTROUS”

Like maybe four or five of them are gross?

They even try to call these long bean pods “scary” and compare them to “spiders” repeatedly. Holy shit fucking live a little or at least realize there are more than four foods in the entire world

Other things that frighten, confuse and disgust this writer:

-Fish but from a fish that’s very big

-Marshmallow creme, in general

-Fruit from a can (OF COURSE)

-Ham, but stuffed with greens

“Virginia: Brunswick stew If you’re a fan of slurping up vegetables mixed with meat, then it’s probably fine to eat this, except for the fact that the meat used can vary.”

Cincinnati-style chili isn’t “chili”. It’s a meat sauce with not a lot of tomato, seasoned with allspice and unsweetened cocoa, more like a molé, without the ground chilies element. If you think of it as “regular” chili, you will be SORELY disappointed. (P.S. The black bean stuff at Skyline is 1000x more delicious)

He thinks… the beans… are spiders.

Also fuck off, ambrosia (or the green stuff, as I’ve always called it) is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

He thinks people just fucking throw whatever they found dead on the side of the road into a stew: “So you might be eating something other than chicken when you get this dish, like rabbit or “whatever else [Virginians have] access to.”