Rational Conspiracy

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

if, by some divine mistake, you find the lady of the forest, you can only ask her a single question. pray that it’s one she knows how to answer.

who’s a good girl?

What if Tracer like, chilled the fuck out for a second and just shot Doomfist in the head instead of zipping around like a maniac missing literally every shot

using salt circle motor runes to trap driving AI is the most cyberpunk thing I’ve ever seen

This is neat

When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you

IM DYING

Also Kim and Ron…… eventually get together…… after being in a long and deep friendship?????

10/10 would hang her work in my home.

There’s only one dog in Brazil but it’s fucking gifted

“teachers don’t give too much homework”

all i want is context

the context is above you

i really hope they helped clean this up and didn’t leave the poor janitorial staff to do it all

Smacking a horse is the equivalent of looking god in the eye while you jack off and call him a heretic

question

what the actual, honest, genuine fuck does this mean

The Birds (1963), Alfred Hitchcock